Re: New Bleach Book

[scienceshow]

...you're still doing that insufferable squealing, aren't you?

[HAIR TOSS]

Well, since it's about me, I suppose I can forgive you. This time.

However, I wouldn't be too excited for this "book". You will not be able to read it if no one translates it (and it would be a shame for my glorious return to not be readable to everyone), and you know how this series works. It is entirely possible that ridiculous shinigami will send me right back to Hell, though I will be sorely disappointed.

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[sequincy]

What? You're returning?

[scienceshow]

Of course.

You didn't really think I would disappear so easily?

[sequincy]

But you've died already. Twice!

[scienceshow]

Minor setbacks.

[sequincy]

Honestly, I can't wait until my own canon update...

[scienceshow]

Considering the state of the other 'Quincy' in this new line of story, I almost don't want to see that...

[sequincy]

True enough, but I could use an ability upgrade. I'm ready to be acknowledged as a threat again.

[scienceshow]

[Snort.]

You are a threat. At least, for those less powerful than myself.

[sequincy]

Of course. But it's yet to be acknowledged since my fight with Mayuri.

[scienceshow]

Perhaps you're not trying hard enough.

You are, after all, following behind in the shadow of your shinigami friend.

[sequincy]

Well, we'll see.

[squeak_squeaker]

Woah... your hair is pink! [Kronk was going to squeal too; pink hair was awesome! If only he, Kronk, had been born with pink hair.]

[scienceshow]

...yes. Such an astute observation.

[squeak_squeaker]

Thanks, buddy! [Big smile.] I wish I had pink hair. I'd look really handsome.

[scienceshow]

I sincerely doubt that, but if you wish to look like even more of a fool, you can always dye it.

[squeak_squeaker]

Ohh... you don't think it'd look good on me? [Kronk looked a bit worried, now.]

[scienceshow]

Obviously not. You're build is too... ridiculously huge for pink hair.

[squeak_squeaker]

Is pink hair only for skinny people? [Kronk looked down a bit. It seemed like everything was for small, cute people or for SMARTER people!]

[scienceshow]

'Skinny' is not the appropriate term.

[He is not skinny, he is willowy. So says the Quincy.]

[squeak_squeaker]

For pretty people? [Kronk wasn't pretty, not with that chin! And... and. Maybe you had to look more pretty for pink hair?]

[scienceshow]

...better.

[Kronk certainly wasn't pleasant to look at...]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Poor Kronk. Yzma thought he was handsome enough! But... that was Yzma. Did her opinion even count?]

...you're not very nice for someone with pink hair, buddy.

[scienceshow]

Ones hair color does not determine ones personality.

[...on glance at Kronk's black hair, and...]

...thank god for that.

[Now if only the mental images of Ishida acting like Kronk would go away.]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Only Kronk acted like Kronk. There was... really only space for one Kronk in this universe!]

Yeah... otherwise you'd be all happy! But you're not. Do you need a hug?

[scienceshow]

[...oh god no. Get away.]

Absolutely not.

[squeak_squeaker]

Are you sure you don't want a nice, big Kronk hug, buddy? [Spread arms!]

[scienceshow]

Touch me and I will happily remove your arms from your body.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Just this face. Forever. Kronk was often very shocked by how mean people where to him! This was one of those times.]

...Oh...

[eternalqueen]

Hm. My mun is curious about this new book.

[scienceshow]

As well she should be.

[Seriously, everyone should be interested in his glorious return.]

My mundane would like to point you to the translated preview, which is really the most important part of the entire novel.

[eternalqueen]

Hm. I see.

[Mun was a bit sad when Szayel left]

She'll have to read it later.

[scienceshow]

[As well she should be!]

Excellent.

[eternalqueen]

[:)]

She showed a short interest in you but moved on to another.

[scienceshow]

Another? [How disappointing.] And who exactly could capture her interest more than myself?

[eternalqueen]

I do believe his name is Kira. And a sword named Muramasa.

[scienceshow]

[...ugh.]

How disappointing.

[eternalqueen]

It might but that's how she works. Display interest in one person than moves on.

[fuckyobancouch]

... So I checked it out, an' Don Kanonji's the star.

Holy ballsacks if Don freakin' Kanonji end up puntin' ya back to Hell I'll start laughin' an' never stop.

[scienceshow]

Don't be ridiculous. Such a thing could never happen.

...

Stop laughing, mundane.

[fuckyobancouch]

Might still be'n yer best interest to ah... be prepared fer the worst, so ta speak.