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[swissarmybow]

You think I talk too much? Could you stop obsessing for five minutes?

[NOTE: Avengers spoilers will happen in here.]

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[owesadebt]

You? Talk too much? Really?

[swissarmybow]

If I do, it's her fault.

[owesadebt]

Talking too much still isn't your style.

[swissarmybow]

I know. That's the problem. She's making me talk.

[starkgirlfriday]

[Excuse her laughter, she's wondering if your mun has ever met Tony.] Is that something you're accused of very often?

[doesntmiss]

Someone getting nervous?

[swissarmybow]

She is. It's pretty sad to watch.

[swissarmybow]

No. That's the issue.

[doesntmiss]

[He shakes his head.]

Mine got better over time, at least. Any chance of that?

[owesadebt]

I don't think she's making you do anything.

[swissarmybow]

Good chance, actually. She's been at this less than a month.

I wasn't going to....but then I did

[ofafeather]

I don't think there's any way you're going to get her to stop obsessing, Sport.

[swissarmybow]

[Oh, if only you knew, Natasha. If only you knew what other threads he was in.]

She types, I talk. But she decides what I say.

hey baby

[swissarmybow]

This is kinda your fault.

[doesntmiss]

Looks like you've been around... what, a week longer than me. Yeah, she'll come around.

Where're you headed?

hey <3

[ofafeather]

What? How is any of this my fault? I haven't done anything.

[owesadebt]

[Oh, Mr. Barton, she actually kind of does. Girl talk.]

Is this about the blonde?

[swissarmybow]

abaxcity. No sunlight, no way out. Sounds normal.

[swissarmybow]

[GET. THE FUCK. OUT.]

There's a blonde?

[swissarmybow]

[Have a look.]

[owesadebt]

[NEVER.

...also this look.]

[ofafeather]

I still don't think I've done anything.

[doesntmiss]

Heh. Not new, no... Looks like at least you'll have something to do.

[starkgirlfriday]

I can't quite see it myself. [Four words together is not much.]

[swissarmybow]

[STOP THAT!]