dear_mun | app jitters cause this conversation...

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You think I talk too much? Could you stop obsessing for five minutes?

[NOTE: Avengers spoilers will happen in here.]

What? How is any of this my fault? I haven't done anything.

[Have a look.]

I still don't think I've done anything.

[Play innocent, Barbara Morse. Go on.]

It's because of you.

Is it really a bad thing if it is?

...

[Dammit woman.]

It might be.

Well, then I take full responsibility.

[Mostly because it's fun to watch him squirm.]

[You are the worst.]

Because you like it.

[I think you mean the best.]

You know I do.

You're kinda a menace, Birdie.

Only kinda?

Some days you're cute.

Some days? I'm hurt.

[No, she isn't.]

Most days, you're hitting me.

And you're shooting me. Fair trade.

[He got 99 problems but a Bird ain't one.]

Do you want me to miss?

You miss anyway.

You dodge. There's a difference. Can't read your mind, Birdie.

That's probably a good thing.

If I could, you'd be in trouble.

Well, you'd actually hit me every once a while, but I don't know if that's trouble. Just impressive.