dear_mun | app jitters cause this conversation...

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You think I talk too much? Could you stop obsessing for five minutes?

[NOTE: Avengers spoilers will happen in here.]

[NOPE NOT STOPPING.]

[I THOUGHT WE WERE PARTNERS.]

[THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS FUNNY.]

[TRAITORRRRR.]

She told you.

[PRETTY MUCH]

Yes, she did.

[HORRID.]

Was there a reason why she needed to?

[NEVER.]

Needed to? No, I think she just wanted to.

She's as bad as you.

I think she's worse than I am.

You're around me more.

What does that have to do with anything?

I'm exposed to your bad side more.

If you marry her, you'll be exposed to hers on a regular basis.

[SHE. TOLD. NATASHA. FKJJKSGKJGSKJGSJKSGJKGSKJGS]

You're not invited, Nat.

[SORRY IT WAS JUST THERE.]

Of course I'm invited.

You're not invited. It may not even happen. Mockingbird's as busy as I am.

[She doesn't believe a word of this.]

Then tell me where to send the wedding present.

Tibet.

[NATASHA YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE HIS BACK.]

Of course.

[SHE DOES. They're bros.]

Congratulations.

[ALL. LIES.]

...Thanks.