voice-testing and shenanigans

[arcs]

Now, I see what you're doing here, but let me raise you a few chips with this question: do you know what you're doing? Because it seems to me that you're walking in blind-folded. Which, considering the location, might be something you're into. I don't know.

Hey, I'm not here to judge; only to make the point that you should really be letting me do the driving. I'll judge after. We'll make a game out of it and see who can take the most cheap shots at their personality defects before succumbing to the soothing embrace of an empty bottle of Hennessy. Or Don Julio, whatever works.

Nothing wrong with wanting to unwind a bit. A remote idealistic world that no one's ever heard of? Okay, but not great. Paradise Lost has never been my thing. I was thinking more along the lines of the French Riviera if we're going for that whole "nudist colony" vibe, but I'm pliable.

And, let's face it, paradise could use a little more me, don't you think?

There's pretty much only one way this is going to go.

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[drunkenfist]

A+ gif

[arcs]

I thought it was fitting.

[heartboobs]

You sure? Mine aren't exploding yet.

[arcs]

Give it time. We've only just met.

[crownless_king]

But mine totally just did.

[flirts]

You are not as funny as you would like to think.

FUCK SPELLING

[sup]

Do us a favor and blow it out your ass.

It betrays the best of us

[arcs]

I've already got a fanbase. Excellent.

[dated]

...I don't get it. Are you saying you have ovaries?

[arcs]

[ Welp. ]

There's something I've been meaning to tell you.

[mektige]

[what the captain said]

[arcs]

I guess the secret's out.

[foggiestidea]

Could you get any more self-important? Bargaining with your mun over who's in control... That's only the sort of thing psychos do.

[arcs]

A left turn from playing fictional middle-aged men on the internet?

You did not see that typo.

[obadiah]

Good to see your ego's still as healthy as ever.

I only see perfection.

[arcs]

I can't say the same about your general state of, you know, existence.

[ Thanks for betraying me and my father, by the way. ]

[slyest]

I believe you misunderstand the definition of paradise.

[arcs]

I think I'd put you barely above Tibetan Monks who've taken a vow of silence on my list of people I would ask for a second opinion on where to take a vacation.

[plushrumpus]

The ladies will be lucky to have you.

[NO, HE AND HIS MUN AREN'T JEALOUS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT]

[arcs]

This is something that hasn't changed.

[ IT'S OKAY TO ADMIT IT. EVERYONE SHOULD BE. ]

[alchimia]

I think there's a popular acronym for this. Something to do with deer?

[drunkenfist]

tl;dr (^・ω・^ )

[themanoutoftime]

Are you saying I have ovaries?

[arcs]

Are you saying I turned you on?

[imfollowinghim]

Real classy.

[arcs]

That's what they say.

[yogas]

That's... uh... that's a cute picture. The biology behind it is a bit questionable, but think I can appreciate the sentiment.

[arcs]

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

nvm i just thought of a way to make this tag better

[knavishly]

Ah, yes, and the crowds reign upon you with gifts from the gods of the land for you are a most sacred a traveler to grace their presence, dearest Man of Iron. The most glorious of men to have graced this sad land you call paradise. The most glorious... And you know it. All the better for those beneath you. Admirers who put you on the pedestal you so desperately need to feel as though you're anything more than what you really are: weak, low, and pitiful.

My ovaries would welcome you as well, were I as mindless as to give into your display.

Yes let's have a gif party!

[arcs]

I think five more just went up in a blaze of glory in the time it took you to say that. It was fun, though. Have you thought about putting out an album? Ramblings of the Defeated and Deranged. Got a nice ring to it.

[watcherjunior]

Wow. Somebody thinks really highly of himself.

[arcs]

And with good reason.

[warchangedme]

[arcs]

[imacaptain]

If that image is supposed to be a reference to something then it's not one I'm familiar with.

And I can tell you one thing already, that place you're headed to isn't Paradise.

[arcs]

In your case, I think it is.

[ Ovaries are far from your reach, Captain. ]

You took a tour without me? I'm shocked and appalled.

[widowing]

[arcs]

[therealgenius]

[arcs]

[ No Hammer. Not you. Never you. ]

[gammabruce]

Tony, does your ego know no bounds? [You can have shirtless judging. All of it.]

[arcs]

[ Says the guy walking around without a shirt on. ]

Is the Pope a reformed Jew?

[familyjoules]

You may wish to have that "checked out".

[arcs]

Hey, look at that: slick's developing a sense of humor. Nice one.

[arach_nerd]

[arcs]