voice-testing and shenanigans

[arcs]

Now, I see what you're doing here, but let me raise you a few chips with this question: do you know what you're doing? Because it seems to me that you're walking in blind-folded. Which, considering the location, might be something you're into. I don't know.

Hey, I'm not here to judge; only to make the point that you should really be letting me do the driving. I'll judge after. We'll make a game out of it and see who can take the most cheap shots at their personality defects before succumbing to the soothing embrace of an empty bottle of Hennessy. Or Don Julio, whatever works.

Nothing wrong with wanting to unwind a bit. A remote idealistic world that no one's ever heard of? Okay, but not great. Paradise Lost has never been my thing. I was thinking more along the lines of the French Riviera if we're going for that whole "nudist colony" vibe, but I'm pliable.

And, let's face it, paradise could use a little more me, don't you think?

There's pretty much only one way this is going to go.

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[drunkenfist]

A+ gif

[heartboobs]

You sure? Mine aren't exploding yet.

[crownless_king]

But mine totally just did.

[flirts]

You are not as funny as you would like to think.

[arcs]

[crownless_king]

Plurk says otherwise.

[crownless_king]

You win this round.

Also, look for the doctor's bill in the mail.

[flirts]

Pity laughs, for no other reason than they like your mun. Though I cannot for the life of me figure out why.

[arcs]

I thought it was fitting.

[crownless_king]

Probably because they're good people at heart, and that gives you a wicked case of nausea?

[arcs]

Give it time. We've only just met.

FUCK SPELLING

[sup]

Do us a favor and blow it out your ass.

[dated]

...I don't get it. Are you saying you have ovaries?

[drunkenfist]

it fits 2 well to not work tbh
which is a good tihng for u
there have been too many tales of gifs gone wrong
streeets littered w/the bodies of jokes that coulda been

I will only respond to you with gifs

[arcs]

[flirts]

Do not pretend you are on their level. But zis is not ze place for this, see? Stop being rude to ze nice man and behave yourself.

[heartboobs]

Gee, someone certainly seems pret-ty confident in himself...~

[mektige]

[what the captain said]

[foggiestidea]

Could you get any more self-important? Bargaining with your mun over who's in control... That's only the sort of thing psychos do.

It betrays the best of us

[arcs]

I've already got a fanbase. Excellent.

[arcs]

[ Welp. ]

There's something I've been meaning to tell you.

[arcs]

I guess the secret's out.

[mektige]

[no don't encourage him, tony]

What's this-- ovaries?

[dated]

[ oh. uh. steve shifts a little awkwardly. ]

That's -- I mean. It's nothing to be asha-- not that you should be, or are-- you should. Pride! Happiness? It's--

[ my, these leather boots taste lovely today. ]

...Do you want to talk about it?

[crownless_king]

Hey, I'm behaving like a fucking saint. You're the one coming in here being all "ze zilly american cannot blow up your ovariez, Traviz. Thoze belong to me, tee hee". You should apologize, not me.