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[starknaked]

Stop.

I don't need therapy. I don't need to start journaling my "anger management issues and perverse thoughts". There's nothing wrong with imagining making Capsicle so nervous he knocks out a wall, or poking at people's emotional open wounds. It's what I do.

Want me to journal? Here it is:

Dear Diary, Mun, and future members of SHIELD:

Today I was pompous and Captain America went crazy.

There. Happy?

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[manoutoftime]

You won't laugh so much if it ends up being a support wall. Or Dummy.

[starknaked]

Dummy? Yes. Yes I would. So hard. I would rebuild him and blame you repeatedly and loudly but I would laugh.

And you wouldn't destroy your home, would you? Risk lives? And Natasha kicking your ass.

[manoutoftime]

Stark tower isn't my home.

[ Even if Tony is building him a whole room all to himself, Steve somewhat enjoys the autonomy of having his own apartment. ]

And it'd only be your fault - winding me up by letting me into the garage and telling me not to touch anything because it might explode.

[starknaked]

Oh? Would you like to move out? All good with me.

[No matter what he had done for them all. Because he actually kind of liked some of them.]

It isn't like I would actually be lying! Most of that stuff will blow up.

[manoutoftime]

I'm not there half the time anyway - but that isn't what I'm saying.

[ Or.. something. ]

Then you shouldn't let me in! Or not leave that lying around - and I doubt all of it blows up.

[starknaked]

So what were you saying?

I'm not sure Dummy will. I've threatened it but don't think he would.