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Stop.

I don't need therapy. I don't need to start journaling my "anger management issues and perverse thoughts". There's nothing wrong with imagining making Capsicle so nervous he knocks out a wall, or poking at people's emotional open wounds. It's what I do.

Want me to journal? Here it is:

Dear Diary, Mun, and future members of SHIELD:

Today I was pompous and Captain America went crazy.

There. Happy?

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I think I should start worrying. I'm actually beginning to like being called 'Capsicle'.

How are you planning on making me so nervous I knock out a wall?

Accept your fate, it's for the best.

Mun joking with one of her friends about showing you the lab and then pushing buttons about not touching things, irritating Dummy, exclaiming something you touched was now broke and destroying the world... Basically seeing how long it takes before you just snap.

I've been called worse over the years...

[Yep, he's going to keep facepalming.]

I like Dummy. Well, the Dummy I've met in another reality. He's one of my favorites. [He'd saved Tony. That got Steve's unending gratitude and no complaints when Dummy decided that Steve needed to be doused in fire foam.]

It - um - takes a lot to make me snap. Especially when I'm in a lab full of potentially deadly tech that makes HYDRA's stuff look like tinker toys.

Oh. Can I get a list? Just so I can improve my game.

[See? He's putting in effort. Kind of. Of the bad kind.]

One of your favorites? Really? I am not even sure what to make of that sentence. I suddenly feel I've failed my robot not children. [There needs to be video of this dousing. Now.]

Yes, I'm aware, but it is glorious when it happens.

...

Awww, I think that is the nicest compliment you've paid me.

I was a ninety pound asthmatic artist. I'm sure you can figure out the kinds of names people threw at me.

Yes, he is. He might get confused sometimes, but that's not his fault. He's just - [Steve gestures vaguely.] Trying to help.

[That video is locked down. Possibly deleted since it had involved some questionable activities and a very expensive automobile.]

Usually things like that don't happen because I pushed the wrong button but because a version of you scares me out of my mind. I haven't accidentally knocked down a wall - or window - in years.

Those names aren't even entertaining. I wouldn't insult you for that. Not your fault.

[He wasn't nice about much if he didn't have to be but that just seemed wrong.]

It was for entertainment value in my head, Cap. Would I take the chance of important research being ruined?

[ Blink. Blink. Blink. ]

Have you been showing Steven odd video on the youtube again.

Not this time, though I really need to do that again.

Perhaps I can join you the next time, it is rather amusing to watch his reactions. Tho some of the things I do not understand.

I'm sure most of them he doesn't understand either.

Maybe I can use Epic Rap Battles as educational tools for you both.

What are these epic rap battles you speak of? My lady is chuckling at this idea though. I think she approves.

Knocking out a wall wouldn't make me crazy, Stark.

[ Being the Capsicle in question, 8| ]

Nope. One is a given, the other is just entertaining for me.

You won't laugh so much if it ends up being a support wall. Or Dummy.

Dummy? Yes. Yes I would. So hard. I would rebuild him and blame you repeatedly and loudly but I would laugh.

And you wouldn't destroy your home, would you? Risk lives? And Natasha kicking your ass.

Stark tower isn't my home.

[ Even if Tony is building him a whole room all to himself, Steve somewhat enjoys the autonomy of having his own apartment. ]

And it'd only be your fault - winding me up by letting me into the garage and telling me not to touch anything because it might explode.

Oh? Would you like to move out? All good with me.

[No matter what he had done for them all. Because he actually kind of liked some of them.]

It isn't like I would actually be lying! Most of that stuff will blow up.

I'm not there half the time anyway - but that isn't what I'm saying.

[ Or.. something. ]

Then you shouldn't let me in! Or not leave that lying around - and I doubt all of it blows up.

So what were you saying?

I'm not sure Dummy will. I've threatened it but don't think he would.

If you need therapy for making Steve nervous, I need to be institutionalized for making it my new science project to see how red I can turn Banner before he goes green.

[ hi male!self. ]

How are you measuring that? What calibration?

Well, he's immune to me kissing him on the cheek now, so I've moved on to kissing him. In front of a bunch of people. [ shrugs. ] So far, he's come up to three new shades of red. [ have her pull up the pictures.... ] See?

[He considered that and then smirked.] Not going to tell me you only did it for the pictures. Be honest, at least with me.

Anything we do is in the name of science, self. [ aka: yes, that and bruce is fucking hilarious when he's flustered. ]

Counting Pepper in that? [And a loud, male voice in the mun's head just got frustrated that wasn't Banner.]

Oh, yes, definitely. She makes all science more interesting. [ eyebrow waggle. ]

Tony.

[Why is she even surprised anymore? Still. Have a disapproving look all the same.]

What is that look for now?

[Why doesn't she have a face palm icon? Probably because it would be overused. ]

Just considering any future harassment suits I need to be prepared to combat. Or to settle. [Have a knowing look.]

[It would be the only one needed. Ever. At least with Tony.]

You really think Captain Purity Ring would sue me?

( lol anger management issues. ) What's the alternative? Pilates? Huge bag of weed?

[Exactly. Measurements and comparisions should be made to prove not needed.]

One of those only made me giggle and the other is against the law.

Hey, I'm going off your theories.

That was for you. I don't need help with my issues.

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