gothamsheir: (judging)
Bruce Wayne ([personal profile] gothamsheir) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-29 02:46 am

looking for a home?

Look, if you're not going to jump in with both feet, why bother at all? I'm not the kind of guy you take for a test drive. Your mistake was inviting me into your headspace in the first place.

Tell you what? Why don't you go watch those movies five more times and see if you're feeling a little more up to the challenge. While you're at it, think of a different user name. Even for Bruce Wayne, "Gotham's Heir" is too pretentious. [ Not unlike referring to oneself in the third person. In his defense, those last three sentences are mostly sarcastic. He's not going anywhere, and he's not letting his mun get off the hook so easily. ]

[personal profile] thedarkbutler 2012-05-29 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I would encourage your writer to pursue this wholeheartedly, sir. Other than the late nights and a tendency to leave your clothes lying around you're a model tenant.