canon is "Sex Education For Thirty Year Olds"

[legendaryvirgin]

Oooohhh...dear_mun, I smell the scent of virginity about you!

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[spiritneedles]

You are. Don't even try to hide it.

[handmedowngoggles]

You only think I'm a brat 'cause I keep beating you and your monsters.

[spiritneedles]

That's the definition, child.

[handmedowngoggles]

Then I'm glad to be a brat if it means I beat you.

[spiritneedles]

A brat is an annoyance, stupid boy!

[handmedowngoggles]

If it's annoying you; I don't care!

[legendaryvirgin]

It's not her, it's you! I sense pure virginity from you!

[handmedowngoggles]

W-What?!

[legendaryvirgin]

Yes, definitely...You have the potential to become the Virgin Legend!

Reckless thread-jacking GO

[spiritneedles]

See? I told you.

[She has no idea what the Virgin Legend is, but if it's endorsed by this lady, then it doesn't sound good.]

[handmedowngoggles]

I don't think I like the sound of that...

[spiritneedles]

Oooh, I am going to throttle you, insolent pest!

[No Arukenimon, don't you remember what they told you in Digimon school? Don't give the bully what he wants!]

[handmedowngoggles]

Like you could, Arukenimon!

[And Daisuke is going to pull down his eye and stick his tongue out at you, Arukenimon.]

[spiritneedles]

Why you little--

[AND THEN SHE SPRINGS FOR HIM. She is going to WRING YOUR NECK. In the most PG manner possible, but STILL.]

[legendaryvirgin]

I forbid the strangling of the potential Virgin Legend! VIRGIIIIIN BEEEEAAAAAAAAM! [And you get hit by this perverted series' virgin version of a kamehameha]

[spiritneedles]

AUGH-- Buzz off, you old hag!! [And now she's trying to flail at both of them simultaneously. Hand-to-hand combat is not Arukenimon's strong suit.]

[handmedowngoggles]

[And he's going to soccer slide under her, narrowly dodging the wringing of his neck.]

Gotta try harder than that!