canon is "Sex Education For Thirty Year Olds"

[legendaryvirgin]

Oooohhh...dear_mun, I smell the scent of virginity about you!

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[handmedowngoggles]

Like you could, Arukenimon!

[And Daisuke is going to pull down his eye and stick his tongue out at you, Arukenimon.]

[spiritneedles]

Why you little--

[AND THEN SHE SPRINGS FOR HIM. She is going to WRING YOUR NECK. In the most PG manner possible, but STILL.]

[legendaryvirgin]

I forbid the strangling of the potential Virgin Legend! VIRGIIIIIN BEEEEAAAAAAAAM! [And you get hit by this perverted series' virgin version of a kamehameha]

[spiritneedles]

AUGH-- Buzz off, you old hag!! [And now she's trying to flail at both of them simultaneously. Hand-to-hand combat is not Arukenimon's strong suit.]

[handmedowngoggles]

[And he's going to soccer slide under her, narrowly dodging the wringing of his neck.]

Gotta try harder than that!