[canon is vampire diaries novels]

[sacredtodruids]

Mun,

Subject lines are important. Especially with all these doppelgangers running around the world. I need to know if I'm hearing an Italian or American accent on Damon and if I'm seeing auburn or blond Caroline and it's confusing enough as things are, Mun. Why would you want to make things worse? You know how I get confused about this whole thing.

Just move me here. You know it'd be best for both of us, in the end.




I'll bet subject lines were sacred to the ancient druids, Mun.

Comments

[sacredtodruids]

Really?

What kind of subject lines? Like the "[video]" kind or the "LOL THAT ICON" kind or the "[weird sex below]" kind?

[dr_janitor]

What, are you mocking me? Druids didn't have videos.

[sacredtodruids]

How do you know? They were very advanced for their time.

[dr_janitor]

Yeah I can picture it now. Little Druid Jr. pointing a rock at all his friends, "here we are at the Grand Canyon!"

...Hey you think they had janitors?

[sacredtodruids]

I don't see why not. I'm sure their solstices got very messy, what with all the animal sacrifice and such.

Oh my gosh you're the best Bonnie

[dr_janitor]

[He sighs contentedly] Now that would've been the life.

:D

[sacredtodruids]

[Puzzled:]

The sacrificing animals or the cleaning up afterwards?

[dr_janitor]

Janitoring! See, I'm not just a doctor, or an inventor, or a genius. I'm a janitor!

[sacredtodruids]

Are you also a doctor and an inventor?

[dr_janitor]

And a genius! Yeah, see, when I'm in the hospital I'm Doctor Jan Itor. From the Ukraine.