Re: The species/power swap coming up in Vatheon

[vulgarwoman]

...Really? A Saiyan?

I don't want to be one of those monkeys! What am I supposed to do about that tail? Cut a hole in all of my clothes? Like hell am I doing that!

I'm a HUMAN, mun, a human! I refuse to be an animal!



You're not changing my hair color either. I don't do dyeing my hair.

Comments

[4starsavior]

Aw, it's not that bad! I've been a Saiyan all my life, and I've been okay with it! [...You're missing the point, Goku.]

[vulgarwoman]

[..........SIGH.]

Goku, from my perspective you didn't even realize you were a Saiyan until a few hours ago. And being born a Saiyan is pretty different from being turned into one because of magical coral.

I don't want to deal with Vegeta when I'm like that, he'd probably be a million times more insufferable. "Prince of all Saiyans" and that garbage.

[4starsavior]

...Yeah, I guess so. Maybe you could tie it around your waist or something like that? I never tried that myself, but the others seemed to have no problems with doing that!

I don't think it'll make too much of a difference with Vegeta, though - sure, he'll probably talk about being the prince more, but if you guys argue, it'll probably end the way that it normally does, whether you're a Saiyan or not!

[vulgarwoman]

Goku--YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

[Of course he doesn't, Bulma, he's Goku.]

Saiyan females and males just don't mix, okay!

[4starsavior]

They don't? Oh, okay. I've never met one, so I'll take your word for it!

[vulgarwoman]

You'd better. [Because she's always right, of course.]

...I wish you were there, Goku. I'm completely outnumbered by time travelers and Saiyans. You know, your father is there now. Can you even believe that?

[saiyan_prince]

[Bulma's going to be Saiyan? Oh, THIS should be good...]

No need to worry, woman. I will teach you how to be a proper Saiyan.

[vulgarwoman]

I think I'd rather be eaten by dinosaurs.

[saiyan_prince]

Shall I show you how to handle your tail?

[Innuendo? It sure is!]

[vulgarwoman]

--Um.

[Scary beyond all reason? Of course it is!]

You come anywhere near my tail and I'll scream.

[neededahand]

You could... wear a dress?

[Guess who's never worn a dress before.]

Or just get new clothes you don't like and cut a hole in them. They're... free...

[vulgarwoman]

One--no, that's not going to help, the stupid thing would just pull up the skirt.

Two--I wouldn't be caught dead in clothes I didn't like regardless of the situation! Honestly, Gohan, do you not know me at all?

[neededahand]

They'll still be free, even if you like them. You could patch them up in the end.

[vulgarwoman]

...Patch them up in the end.

Really, Gohan? We're doing jokes now?

[neededahand]

I didn't think it was funny.

[vulgarwoman]

Good. That's about the last thing I need.

What's your mun doing with you for this event?

[neededahand]

...something about her childhood.

[He glances back at the Internet.]

One of these guys, probably.

[vulgarwoman]

...I'm getting the distinct impression this isn't going to be a very good week for any of us.