New muse, looking at zodion

[soverylazy]

Let's get one thing straight, mun. While I'm really flattered that you decided to pick me up, I'm not too crazy about this whole "sex tattoo" thing. Hey, tell you what... why don't you send Gan Ning there instead? He's got enough tattoos already that he probably wouldn't even notice.

You know what? On second thought, don't. The last thing I need to see in this headspace, or anywhere else for that matter, is his stupid, ugly face.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna settle in. It's not like I'm going anywhere.. I mean, you're even lazier than I am. So... see you around.

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[soverylazy]

Well, that part doesn't seem so bad. And not having to share with that dumb pirate and his enormous ego that he has to feed... it almost sounds tempting.

But oh, yeah. Sex tattoos.

[lesbolgs]

That's the only part I care about. I don't pay attention to the tattoo, 'cause I've got better things to do. [ Namely, eat.

Nevermind the fact that she's already had sex twice thanks to some lame curse. She'll just casually disregard that. ]

[soverylazy]

So, what's your name? If my mun actually carries through, looks like I'm gonna be stuck there with you. We can have lots of fun ignoring that tattoo together, I bet.

[lesbolgs]

Kyouko Sakura. And until those pervy gods drop an arcade on the island, there really isn't a whole lot to do—besides visitin' all the restaurants, of course.

Who're you?

[soverylazy]

My name's Ling Tong. I'm a general in the Wu army, not that you've ever heard of us most likely.

[ He sounds like such a hipster when he says that. ]

...What's an "arcade?"