New muse, looking at zodion

[soverylazy]

Let's get one thing straight, mun. While I'm really flattered that you decided to pick me up, I'm not too crazy about this whole "sex tattoo" thing. Hey, tell you what... why don't you send Gan Ning there instead? He's got enough tattoos already that he probably wouldn't even notice.

You know what? On second thought, don't. The last thing I need to see in this headspace, or anywhere else for that matter, is his stupid, ugly face.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna settle in. It's not like I'm going anywhere.. I mean, you're even lazier than I am. So... see you around.

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[lesbolgs]

The only good thing about that place is the food, anyway.

[soverylazy]

Well, that part doesn't seem so bad. And not having to share with that dumb pirate and his enormous ego that he has to feed... it almost sounds tempting.

But oh, yeah. Sex tattoos.

[lesbolgs]

That's the only part I care about. I don't pay attention to the tattoo, 'cause I've got better things to do. [ Namely, eat.

Nevermind the fact that she's already had sex twice thanks to some lame curse. She'll just casually disregard that. ]

[soverylazy]

So, what's your name? If my mun actually carries through, looks like I'm gonna be stuck there with you. We can have lots of fun ignoring that tattoo together, I bet.

[lesbolgs]

Kyouko Sakura. And until those pervy gods drop an arcade on the island, there really isn't a whole lot to do—besides visitin' all the restaurants, of course.

Who're you?

[soverylazy]

My name's Ling Tong. I'm a general in the Wu army, not that you've ever heard of us most likely.

[ He sounds like such a hipster when he says that. ]

...What's an "arcade?"

[quietbutdeadly]

Sex tattoo?

[soverylazy]

Just some stupid tattoo they put on you. Bet you can't guess what the only way to make it go away is.

[quietbutdeadly]

... Killing the magician.

[soverylazy]

I...

[ He hadn't thought of that. ]

Well, I guess that might work... or maybe they have some glowing pots that we're supposed to smash to break the spell or something... but that's besides the point.

[quietbutdeadly]

...?

*Yup, it's the patented headtilt of confusion.*

The point is not to have sex?

[soverylazy]

...Actually... it's kind of the opposite. The tattoo keeps coming back. The longer you go without sex, the darker it gets.

[quietbutdeadly]

Hmm....

*.... wait for it...*

... Dark tattoos are fine.

[soverylazy]

Well, it could be a lot worse, I'll give you that. I mean, it's just a tattoo. It's not gonna kill me or anything.

[ That he knows of. ]

[quietbutdeadly]

I don't get it. Why would a magician use a useless spell...?

[soverylazy]

I don't get a lot of things about that place. At least where I'm from, people used spells for things like making phantom soldiers and things like that.

[quietbutdeadly]

...white clothes phantoms?

*Suddenly far more interested in this.*

[soverylazy]

I guess they're more like ghosts. I wouldn't know, though... I wasn't around for the Yellow Turbans.

[quietbutdeadly]

... Same as me. You're a fighter.

*But this is weird since you don't seem like small fry....*