It needed to be said

[the_right_push]

Go. The fuck. To sleep.

Comments

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Sounds like you're dealing with some insubordination, sir. Or insomnia. Maybe both.

[the_right_push]

[Have a raised eyebrow, Coulson. He sighs softly]

I've come to expect nothing but insubordination from this one. I shouldn't be surprised to add downright stubborn to the list as well.

[olbustedhotness]

You and I, sir, are very much on the same goddamn wavelength.

[the_right_push]

[He smirks]

If that wavelength includes having damn good advice being completely ignored then I believe you're right.

[oneofthebest]

Tried knockout gas yet, sir?

[What? He's helping]

[the_right_push]

[So helpful, Clint]

No. I'd much rather at least attempt to stay on good terms with this one.

[whoohoo]

Well maybe he she whatever wants to party and do other things like not sleep instead, duh! It's a Sunday night, I'd totally want to party too!

[the_right_push]

[He raises an eyebrow. What. The hell...]

Yes because a thrilling exercise in sitting in front of her computer is more important than sleeping so she won't be dead on her feet tomorrow and can actually enjoy her day off. [So much deadpan]

[remake]

That's one way to put it.

[the_right_push]

Why? You've got a better one?

this would be epic in sixword :D

[gammabruce]

I heard you the first couple of times. I just got some more things to test, okay?

LOL I've never actually checked that out

[the_right_push]

Dr. Banner, I'm sure you are aware what effects lack of sleep have on the human body... and what those effects might lead to.

[globally]

At this point I believe they're simply beyond reasoning.

[the_right_push]

In some regards, yes. Though I'm hoping a firmer hand will encourage better reasoning skills

[asofwar]

No. [You're not the boss of her.]

[the_right_push]

That's fine because I wasn't talking to you.

[windfang]

...I take it that you're having some trouble with your "summoner".

[the_right_push]

Something like that, yeah. [a pause] "Summoner"? Can't say I've heard them called that before.

MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE

[therealgenius]

I'm assuming that with only one eye it's half as hard.

AS IS MINE CUZ EEEK JUSTIN *flails at*

[gammabruce]

Actually, pending the instance of eye loss, it should have no bearing on his ability, or inability, to sleep peacefully in a comfortable-or difficult, for that matter-environment.

[...That awkward moment when you realize NO1CURR.]

Just, you know, for future reference.

AHAHAHAHA

[the_right_push]

Justin Hammer. [smirk] The orange jumpsuit seems to be a good look for you.

[e_pluribus_unum]

But are you tired of the motherf---ing Hydra on the motherf---ing Helicarrier?

[the_right_push]

[Sigh]

No but I am amazed it took someone that long to make that joke.

[nobodysbishie]

...Huh.

So you're the one everyone keeps mistakin' me for.

[the_right_push]

[Raises an eyebrow]

And who the hell are you?