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dear_mun2012-05-28 01:46 am
the_right_push) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-28 01:46 am
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It needed to be said
Go. The fuck. To sleep.
Sounds like you're dealing with some insubordination, sir. Or insomnia. Maybe both.
[Have a raised eyebrow, Coulson. He sighs softly]
I've come to expect nothing but insubordination from this one. I shouldn't be surprised to add downright stubborn to the list as well.
I've come to expect nothing but insubordination from this one. I shouldn't be surprised to add downright stubborn to the list as well.
You and I, sir, are very much on the same goddamn wavelength.
That's always a winning combination. No trouble at all that can come from that.
[He smirks]
If that wavelength includes having damn good advice being completely ignored then I believe you're right.
If that wavelength includes having damn good advice being completely ignored then I believe you're right.
Tried knockout gas yet, sir?
[What? He's helping]
[What? He's helping]
Then again, when you've got that sort of situation, sometimes the best you can do is channel it into something useful, at least not entirely destructive.
...or get yourself a good taser. [Aah non-deadly force. It has its uses.]
...or get yourself a good taser. [Aah non-deadly force. It has its uses.]
[So helpful, Clint]
No. I'd much rather at least attempt to stay on good terms with this one.
No. I'd much rather at least attempt to stay on good terms with this one.
Sleeping pills are what pisses people off, knockout gas shouldn't bother 'em.
[in his... expert... opinion. yes]
[in his... expert... opinion. yes]
[He raises an eyebrow. What. The hell...]
Yes because a thrilling exercise in sitting in front of her computer is more important than sleeping so she won't be dead on her feet tomorrow and can actually enjoy her day off. [So much deadpan]
Yes because a thrilling exercise in sitting in front of her computer is more important than sleeping so she won't be dead on her feet tomorrow and can actually enjoy her day off. [So much deadpan]
I think I'll reserve a taser as a last resort.
That is, however, one of the reasons she's trying to get me connected to that so-called "community" you've found yourself a part of. Redirect some of that attitude into something actually useful for once.
That is, however, one of the reasons she's trying to get me connected to that so-called "community" you've found yourself a part of. Redirect some of that attitude into something actually useful for once.
[Shakes his head] Seems to be happening more and more. Makes me wonder when people will figure out that I do, contrary to some belief, know what I'm talking about.
That's only the case if they don't realize it's coming. But you've managed to completely negate that already, haven't you. [smirk]
[ :I ] No, sir, my next point was going to be that you should find something to distract them with, until they forget this conversation ever happened.
It's ridiculously easy to do, for the record.
It's ridiculously easy to do, for the record.
Never hurts to be prepared.
So I've heard. My mun hasn't stopped squealing over this since she found out about it. I'd say you'll love if there, but instead I'll go with it'll be beneficial to everyone to have you around, sir.
So I've heard. My mun hasn't stopped squealing over this since she found out about it. I'd say you'll love if there, but instead I'll go with it'll be beneficial to everyone to have you around, sir.
[this? this is the soft chuckle of a man who understands]
S'a rough life, bein' the guy with all the knowledge, but somebody's gotta do it. Personally, I've found livin' for the little moments works most the time.
S'a rough life, bein' the guy with all the knowledge, but somebody's gotta do it. Personally, I've found livin' for the little moments works most the time.
Everyone, Mr. Stark. I take it you disagree?
I do. I feel touched beyond all plausible explanation, more emotionally honored than there exist words to adequately express.
I do. I feel touched beyond all plausible explanation, more emotionally honored than there exist words to adequately express.
I heard you the first couple of times. I just got some more things to test, okay?
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