new to this and nervous as hell!

[staysangry]

I appreciate you letting me out here, I guess. I'm not really a fan of enclosed spaces. But you probably figured that out.

Only thing is, it seems like you have a lot more people in this brain of yours who're clambering for your attention. Might be a better use of your time, in the long run.

Until you work that out, I'll just be... back here.

Comments

[staysangry]

Are you saying if two of you touched the timeline might short circuit?

[fullondiva]

Are you saying you're imagining two of me touching? That's kinky, Bruce, even for someone who loses his shirt every time he gets excited.

[staysangry]

Someone as narcissistic as you, I'd think it'd only be a matter of time.

[fullondiva]

How do you know I don't secretly hate myself, and it's all just a cover--

Nah, you're right.

[staysangry]

I think we've been spending too much time together. I'm getting to know you too well.

[fullondiva]

Aww, is the honeymoon over? Do I have to spice things up a little?

[staysangry]

I'd almost be terrified to see that.

[fullondiva]

Don't you trust me, Bruce?

[staysangry]

I trust your ability to make a scene, Tony.

[fullondiva]

I wouldn't think trust would be involved in that equation.

[staysangry]

Maybe not, but it is anyway.

[fullondiva]

Huh. I guess I'll have to do better. I mean, there should be absolute certainty on that score.