new to this and nervous as hell!

[staysangry]

I appreciate you letting me out here, I guess. I'm not really a fan of enclosed spaces. But you probably figured that out.

Only thing is, it seems like you have a lot more people in this brain of yours who're clambering for your attention. Might be a better use of your time, in the long run.

Until you work that out, I'll just be... back here.

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[dog_masta]

My, What a strapping man you are. [smiles~]

[charring]

The more you tell a mun to ignore you, the more they want to play with you.

[staysangry]

I can be persuasive. If I need to be.

[staysangry]

Thank you, I suppose? It's been a few years since anyone's called me 'strapping'.

[dog_masta]

[smiles more.] I would very much enjoy strapping you down though~

[stretchy_pants]

It doesn't matter who wants your mun's attention--if she wants to meddle in your business, it's going to happen. Trust me. We've got Stark in here trying to get her to let him out... but she's fixated on me at the moment.

[staysangry]

That doesn't really work on me. Sorry.

[staysangry]

[...nice shirt?]

You'd think Stark would be a little harder to ignore. Louder.

[fullondiva]

Bruce, don't ever let anyone tell you you're not worth it. Are you seriously suggesting whoever else is rambling around in there is more interesting than you?

[dog_masta]

Don't you worry~ I have lifetimes of experience.

[staysangry]

You'd be surprised. One guy's an alien.

[staysangry]

I think you may be misinterpreting me a little.

[fullondiva]

So's Thor, and he's boring as hell.

[staysangry]

I wouldn't call him that to his face.

[dog_masta]

Oh~? What is it you think I wish for~?

[stretchy_pants]

[Same to you.. At least the pants don't match.]

Yeah... I mean, he's still loud. Just not enough to distract our mun.

[staysangry]

No offense, but what you wish for isn't really in my scope of interests, currently.

[staysangry]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[fullondiva]

Why. Would it hurt his feeling?

No but really... you're not boring, Bruce. No matter how much you want to be.

there you are bb

[phoenixpersonified]

Oh, I don't think so, big man. ...I'm being sent over what appears to be a playdate. Last time I had one of those it involved a few Victoria Secret enthusiasts. Needless to say that's all behind me now. [Reformed Tony sounds convinced of that. Sure he does.]

[staysangry]

I gave up boring a long time ago. I'd just rather not get played with right now.

[charring]

Yeah? Think you can give lessons on how? Because my mun refuses to listen.

[dog_masta]

Dissecting your body is for science though! Don't you love science~?

[fullondiva]

Yeah, you've said that before.

[staysangry]

I might just believe you, Tony. If I hadn't seen that article in Us Weekly.