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[manofiron]

Oh, so we're doing this now?

Look, I'm flattered. Really. But I've got things to do. So if we could just wrap this up, that'd be great. You know what I mean. Short attention span, sparkly things, great combination. Least it means this won't take long.

Word of advice?

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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[gottaseethemall]

Oh but your mun will do it. Maybe not in this one, but there are at least three others where your mun goes ahead with it. There's also the one where you don't get picked at all, being instead replaced by a pony. Luckliy we aren't in that one, are we?

[manofiron]

In one what? What're you talking about? What ponies?

[gottaseethemall]

Timelines, of course! Here you're a multimillionaire with an armor and powerful teammates, in another one you're just gay for Mister Pots. Muns aren't unaffected by the whims of the universe, you know. Did yours have breakfast this morning?

*flits in, flits away, still voice testing*

[dashof]

..for whom, exactly?

no come back!

[manofiron]

Hey! Pepper. Miss Potts. You don't have a brother, do you?

*terror*

[dashof]

You know I don't.

And I would rather not find out about alternate male versions of myself, thank you.

[Well. He should. He should also know her allergies, but... ]

fear not!

[manofiron]

Just checking. I was getting worried there for a minute.

For the record, you're much prettier like this.

This evening I will have a most stronger handle on voice patterns!

[dashof]

If there were a Mr. Potts roaming about, I believe I might be worried as well.

I-- Thank you. For thinking I make a better woman than a man, I suppose.

well you're doing great so far!

[manofiron]

Not that the pantsuits aren't nice. You always look great, trust me. I'm just saying...

I'm gonna shut up now.

What a relief! Let's see if I hold steady enough to start game searching tomorrow.

[dashof]

Will that be all, Mister Stark?

[She's amused, but trying hard not to show it. There's no sense encouraging Tony.]

I don't believe you've let me in on what's on your agenda for today...?

oh man, good luck with the game search!

[manofiron]

I can keep talking but...

[ It usually gets him into trouble. Not that he really minds trouble, though. ]

Oh. Well. I don't know. What's on your agenda today, Miss Potts?

[nobodysbishie]

Mr. Potts...

Wasn't that that one guy played by Dick van Dyke? Made some kind of flying car or somethin'?

:D /voice.testing too

[gottaseethemall]

Oh, Miss Potts, I see you're a woman in this one. Please don't take this the wrong way, but I think dresses fit you much better in that body. Just be careful of what Mister Stark gets you for your first anniversary.

ohgodohgod I still have to canon review tonight

[dashof]

Should I even ask...?

At least you got the movie, the internet's being slow with mine.

[gottaseethemall]

A wise man once told me, don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. ...of course it'll still happen, but I'd rather not be in it.

It's quite true. It's been so long since I've seen it, though, what am I doing?

[dashof]

While I follow you, I think I will ask at least one question for my sanity's sake:

There isn't any odd... parallel vortex or anything I should be aware of, is there? [What is she even talking about? She doesn't even know..] Other than the general one that seems to exist in this place.

Having fun, that's what. And getting trolled by an alien.

[gottaseethemall]

That depends. Have you woken up on time this morning, Miss Potts?

All of the best things to do, it seems!

[dashof]

I...

While I'm not sure how relevant that is, yes. Yes I have. I'm actually right on schedule, as it turns out.

[manofiron]

Mister... I'm going to need a drink for this conversation aren't I? You want one? I'm going to get one.

[gottaseethemall]

No thanks, I don't drink in this one. Alcohol makes the universe blurry and we can't have that, you know? It's like the one where your father put a bit of extra scotch on the Captain's formula. Hilarious results for a war, let me tell you.

[manofiron]

You do that a lot? Travel to other -- timelines, you said, right? That a thing you do? Some kind of superpower or something?

[gottaseethemall]

Oh no, I do not travel. I just get to see them all. At the same time. So right now I'm talking to you but I can also see how your mun could be having much more fun with Loki. Or a pony. If there's another possibility, it exists.

[manofiron]

Doesn't that drive you nuts?

[gottaseethemall]

Does it drive you nuts to work with so many screens around you, Mister Stark?

[manofiron]

Really? It's like that? Were you born with it? No gamma radiation therapy or anything like that?