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[manofiron]

Oh, so we're doing this now?

Look, I'm flattered. Really. But I've got things to do. So if we could just wrap this up, that'd be great. You know what I mean. Short attention span, sparkly things, great combination. Least it means this won't take long.

Word of advice?

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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[alittleworse]

I'm guessing that's a short list.

[gottaseethemall]

Oh but your mun will do it. Maybe not in this one, but there are at least three others where your mun goes ahead with it. There's also the one where you don't get picked at all, being instead replaced by a pony. Luckliy we aren't in that one, are we?

[manofiron]

There might be one or two... No, you know what, you're right. It's a short list.

[manofiron]

In one what? What're you talking about? What ponies?

[gottaseethemall]

Timelines, of course! Here you're a multimillionaire with an armor and powerful teammates, in another one you're just gay for Mister Pots. Muns aren't unaffected by the whims of the universe, you know. Did yours have breakfast this morning?

*flits in, flits away, still voice testing*

[dashof]

..for whom, exactly?

[aburdenglorious]

I cannot think of a thing the Man of Iron may not do.

[manofiron]

Mister... I'm going to need a drink for this conversation aren't I? You want one? I'm going to get one.

no come back!

[manofiron]

Hey! Pepper. Miss Potts. You don't have a brother, do you?

:D /voice.testing too

[gottaseethemall]

Oh, Miss Potts, I see you're a woman in this one. Please don't take this the wrong way, but I think dresses fit you much better in that body. Just be careful of what Mister Stark gets you for your first anniversary.

[manofiron]

Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. Gotta try everything once, right? Maybe more than once.

[gottaseethemall]

No thanks, I don't drink in this one. Alcohol makes the universe blurry and we can't have that, you know? It's like the one where your father put a bit of extra scotch on the Captain's formula. Hilarious results for a war, let me tell you.

[aburdenglorious]

Mayhaps not the longest lasting philosophy, but a good one.

[manofiron]

You do that a lot? Travel to other -- timelines, you said, right? That a thing you do? Some kind of superpower or something?

ohgodohgod I still have to canon review tonight

[dashof]

Should I even ask...?

[manofiron]

Sure it is. You just put death at the end of the list. Hey, tell me. What about yours, huh? What kind of philosophy does a god have?

[gottaseethemall]

Oh no, I do not travel. I just get to see them all. At the same time. So right now I'm talking to you but I can also see how your mun could be having much more fun with Loki. Or a pony. If there's another possibility, it exists.

[aburdenglorious]

I am the god of mischief. Mayhem. Anarchy. When one says do not, I do.

At least you got the movie, the internet's being slow with mine.

[gottaseethemall]

A wise man once told me, don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. ...of course it'll still happen, but I'd rather not be in it.

*terror*

[dashof]

You know I don't.

And I would rather not find out about alternate male versions of myself, thank you.

[Well. He should. He should also know her allergies, but... ]

[manofiron]

So if I want you to do something, I just have to tell you not to, that's what you're saying?

[aburdenglorious]

Such tactics would work on one of slow wit, Stark. It does not work opposite.

It's quite true. It's been so long since I've seen it, though, what am I doing?

[dashof]

While I follow you, I think I will ask at least one question for my sanity's sake:

There isn't any odd... parallel vortex or anything I should be aware of, is there? [What is she even talking about? She doesn't even know..] Other than the general one that seems to exist in this place.

fear not!

[manofiron]

Just checking. I was getting worried there for a minute.

For the record, you're much prettier like this.

[manofiron]

Doesn't that drive you nuts?