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[aburdenglorious]

 I demand you stop this ridiculousness at once, wench. 

I shall not be your plaything here, my promise to tolerate you in the place called "tumblr" extends nowhere else. 

You've no plans, no scheme. I grow restless just thinking of the nothingness you subject me too. I won't have it. 

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[therealgenius]

Oh my God, Tumblr is a nightmare, isn't it?

[aburdenglorious]

Quite. All she does it post pictures of my face and scream, Midgardians in heat I swear...

[therealgenius]

Whoa whoa, are you saying your mortal is hot for you?

[aburdenglorious]

Akin to the sun.

[therealgenius]

[He gestures, putting his hands up in two L shapes.]

Okay, okay. I'm glad for you and all, but TMI, god guy. TMI.

Well, I mean, you like being worshiped and all, I guess that's a bragging right, huh? Mortals all hot and horny for you, I don't know, there's got to be some sort of, I guess, appeal about it all. I wouldn't know, my bitch is kind of on the fence, really.

[aburdenglorious]

It seems quite the epidemic. Who knew the thing called Internet would hold so much opportunity?

i'm so sorry

[therealgenius]

Yeah, who knew, right?

[aburdenglorious]

Considering the wench is obsessed with my "relationship" with my brother, I can't seem to mind anything else.

[therealgenius]

[EWWWWWW YOU GODS ARE SO INCESTY]

You mean Thorki? Yeah, buddy, that's all over the place. I'm just grateful to be a minor villain with no family, you know? Sucks that you take it up the ass, I guess.

[JUSTIN SHUT UP LOOK AT YOUR LIFE CHOICES]

[aburdenglorious]

[But where does it land when horse fucking is actually canon.]

Verily.

[He can't help but smile dryly, rolling his eyes.]

Though they deem it appropriate due to my adoption.

[therealgenius]

[Don't make me pull out Sleipnir's account, okay.]

Oh, that's really sad. You were adopted. So that means you're a woobie, right? And a bottom. Yuck.

[aburdenglorious]

[OH GOD PLEASE]

I know not of these terms you speak, but the wench is smirking in a way that tells me you're only half wrong.

[therealgenius]

[AFTER THIS THREAD OKAY I am in a billion ones with Justin I AM ONLY A MORTAL]

Uh...okay. Let me rephrase, uhm.

You wallow on the bottom of the bed or floor or on some fine fur rugs, I have no idea how you sickos roll in Asgard, but anyway. It basically means you're a sexual pushover and...you know, a slut, according to Tumblr. And there's all this angst, oh wah, Dad never loved me, Thor come touch me in my no-nos, blah blah.

[JUSTIN YOU ARE PUSHING IT HERE THIN ICE IS THIN AND ALSO MELTING]

wow tumblr thanks i couldn't remember how to spell precious

[aburdenglorious]

[BUT SLEIPNIR MY PRECIOUS MUTANT BABY COME TO MOTHER.]

Nay, nothing of that nature. I have long forgone the role of a sulking prince. [LIES AND SLANDER.]

It's a shitty word, Loki should kill it when he owns Midgard

[therealgenius]

[MOMMY ;;]

Wow, you're really chill about this. This is usually the point where you blah blah you mortal fool who do you think you are, tiny insect, I can crush you, and so forth and so on.

i even say "presh" outloud now jesus christ it's ruining my life

[aburdenglorious]

[BABY ♥♥]

Putting for the effort to chastise would only bring me to a mortal's level. I simply care not for what Midgardians think. The old stories are, for the most part, true, whatever "shame" your mortal sensibilities find in them are of no concern to me.

ngl now it makes me think of the movie precious and yeah

[therealgenius]

[Oh, he likes this Loki. This one he could deal with.]

...huh. But don't you want to kill all of us or whatever?

aaaaaaaah fuck sobs

[aburdenglorious]

Nay, mortal. I wish not to destroy, only to rule. I am a god.

me everytime i hear it D:

[therealgenius]

Are you really a god, though, or an alien with super alien powers? I've never been clear on that, you know, the you I live with doesn't tolerate my questions very well.

[aburdenglorious]

In Asgard, we are true gods.

[A pause.]

In my memory I have never created a truly sentient doppelganger. Elaborate.

[therealgenius]

[Oh God, Justin is not the right person to explain all this stuff, mostly because he's never seen another him running around.

He's either that special or that hated. Go fish.]

Uh...well, you're in this multiverse right now, and...there can be a billion yous and variations of yous, there can be lady yous and probably animal yous and all sort of yous, really. And people you know, but from different times, so maybe people who don't know you've fucked up everything on Midgard yet, so you can manipulate them until someone else you know is like, "Hey, buddy. Pal. You've missed the last three years, Loki really screwed everything up, don't trust him."

Welcome to Dreamwidth, buddy.

[aburdenglorious]

[He processes this a moment, before sighing (and rather dramatically so.)]

Of course she would send me to such a place.

[therealgenius]

[Totally ineffective over here, buddy.]

Yeah man, wait til you find out about memes and games and shit.

You're in for one hell of a time unless you get boring and she gives you up. It's just a thing, you know, we all gotta deal with it.

don't give him even more abandonment issues geez

[aburdenglorious]

I'm afraid this has been going on for... There were some "comics" in her youth she remembers, yet it wasn't until recently, with this face, that she was compelled to write. I simply doubt she may ever let go.

he could always kick him around. it's his lot in life you know, getting beat to Hel and back.

[therealgenius]

It's cuz you have a nice face. Really smooth-looking, and great green eyes. Yeah, and your lips do the best and most terrifying twitches when you're all "I WILL RULE" or "YOU PISSED ME OFF" stuff.

But if your mortal's in heat and taking it out on Tumblr, I'm pretty sure you already knew that much.