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[aburdenglorious]

 I demand you stop this ridiculousness at once, wench. 

I shall not be your plaything here, my promise to tolerate you in the place called "tumblr" extends nowhere else. 

You've no plans, no scheme. I grow restless just thinking of the nothingness you subject me too. I won't have it. 

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[aburdenglorious]

In Asgard, we are true gods.

[A pause.]

In my memory I have never created a truly sentient doppelganger. Elaborate.

[therealgenius]

[Oh God, Justin is not the right person to explain all this stuff, mostly because he's never seen another him running around.

He's either that special or that hated. Go fish.]

Uh...well, you're in this multiverse right now, and...there can be a billion yous and variations of yous, there can be lady yous and probably animal yous and all sort of yous, really. And people you know, but from different times, so maybe people who don't know you've fucked up everything on Midgard yet, so you can manipulate them until someone else you know is like, "Hey, buddy. Pal. You've missed the last three years, Loki really screwed everything up, don't trust him."

Welcome to Dreamwidth, buddy.

[aburdenglorious]

[He processes this a moment, before sighing (and rather dramatically so.)]

Of course she would send me to such a place.

[therealgenius]

[Totally ineffective over here, buddy.]

Yeah man, wait til you find out about memes and games and shit.

You're in for one hell of a time unless you get boring and she gives you up. It's just a thing, you know, we all gotta deal with it.

don't give him even more abandonment issues geez

[aburdenglorious]

I'm afraid this has been going on for... There were some "comics" in her youth she remembers, yet it wasn't until recently, with this face, that she was compelled to write. I simply doubt she may ever let go.

he could always kick him around. it's his lot in life you know, getting beat to Hel and back.

[therealgenius]

It's cuz you have a nice face. Really smooth-looking, and great green eyes. Yeah, and your lips do the best and most terrifying twitches when you're all "I WILL RULE" or "YOU PISSED ME OFF" stuff.

But if your mortal's in heat and taking it out on Tumblr, I'm pretty sure you already knew that much.

this is extremely true damn it loki suck it up

[aburdenglorious]

She finds that description quite accurate.It would do ye well to not have her squealing again.

kick the dog, etc.

[therealgenius]

I didn't mean to, man. You should take better control of her, if you're such an awesome god or whatever.

but then i look at that face............

[aburdenglorious]

It would be detrimental to my rule of the "internet" to break her hands. I am afraid "typing" eludes my skill thus far.

...this one?

[therealgenius]

Ah, you'll get used to it.

The total shame she puts you through or typing, either way.

this one

[aburdenglorious]

I have endured worse, I assure you.

THAT FACE, I LIKE IT! ANOTHER!

[therealgenius]

Yeah, buddy, you say that now, but...abandon all hope, ye who enter Bakerstreet.

Good luck.

[aburdenglorious]

... Bakerstreet?

[therealgenius]

Jesus, you're really new, huh?

The place you go to die, get fucked, die again, and other terrible things. If you're lucky, your mun doesn't have a musebox to continue things in when they get to the point where they're all (unsure) about continuing it in public.

Or take it to your journal, either way. It all depends on preferences, man, and everyone likes you right now. Everyone.

[aburdenglorious]

I shall weather all obsticals, I assure you. She is in fact looking for somewhere to place me but she is a coward. She knows not what to do with herself and hides away in places such as this.

[therealgenius]

Aha, that's what you think now.

It's the Greeks who were all big on prophecy, right? You're in for a world of misery, Tumblr is the first step to horror, it's like a law of the Internet at this point. Sorry, bro.

wow my spelling is gr8

[aburdenglorious]

[Loki merely laughs.]

We shall see.

no h8 from me bro only luv - keywords

[therealgenius]

Yeah, good luck with that.

Justin Hammer, by the way. Let me know if you need anything, I have more money than God.

thx bro xoxo

[aburdenglorious]

What should a true god of Asgard have need in Midgardian money?

[therealgenius]

True gods don't get kicked out of god housing, do they?

But okay, I'll just go off and kick Anthony around for a bit. See ya.

[aburdenglorious]

[HEY NOW.]

Fair thee well, mortal.