You know you ship something too hard when...

[growsyourfear]

I'm telling. I'm willing to bet there are like, fifteen versions of Mom on here who will kick your ass. And let's not even bring Daddy into this. Yeah, I get it. You love the rentals together. Hey, I'm a fan too, because, hello... can't exist without them. But seriously? You're actually bringing me over here?

To do what, exactly? I can't play against your version of Mom, since that's like, player-cest or something. And while you've gotten along with a few Cranes, I don't think any of them are going to be too pleased with this. And what about Aunty Harl, huh?

[But... I figured out a way for it to happen. Your birth is logical and feasible.]

Well, good for you. Aren't you the queen of sunshine and freakin' sparkles. I'm sure everyone gives a rat's ass. Oh, no, wait, they don't. You're just lucky I can't get my hands on you, lady. Otherwise... *shakes fist*

[Cookie?]

--*takes cookie* I still don't like you.

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[growsyourfear]

See? This is why I totally adore you.

[Squishy hugs]

[byebye_mistah_j]

My blend of half crazy and half confidence?

[Something about being around Maize was making her feel like Harley again. She had spent most of her time trying to feel like Harleen again that she completely ignored this more fun side of herself.]

[growsyourfear]

That and your awesome accessories.

[In her verse, Harley and her evened out on who dragged who out to do what horribly badly thought out shenanigans. But there was pie. In faces. And that was never a bad thing.]

[byebye_mistah_j]

Not sure if you're going to see me in the full suit any time soon though. The mun brought it with me but I sort of turned that old thing in for retirement.

[She had to say hugging Maize was pretty comfortable. Probably because it really did feel like since this was Ivy's kid she was thrown into the family dynamic somewhere.]

[growsyourfear]

Aww. But you wore it so well.

[Of course she was. Harley was as much a part of her family as Ivy, Crane, and the cute little green spuds.]

[byebye_mistah_j]

So you enjoyed seeing me in a skin tight outfit?

[She poked Maize's forehead her voice teasing.]

Careful or I might start reading up on Freud again.

[growsyourfear]

I like what we do when you're in a skin tight outfit. We have fun.

[Out comes the tongue]

Daddy's the only one allowed to have his nose buried in a book.

[byebye_mistah_j]

What do we do when I'm in the costume?

[She's trying to figure out if she's still a villain in this universe.]

Also this might be a tough question but what happened with Joker?

[growsyourfear]

All sorts of fun things. We get lots of sparklies for mom when she's bummed.

[Sorry, Auntie, but you kind of are.]

Don't know. Don't care. You stopped being around him way before I came along.

[byebye_mistah_j]

Well that's always fun. I haven't stolen anything in a while.

[Well she still hadn't regained any moral scruples. Sparklies and gifts for Ivy are both awesome things after all.]

So he isn't dead yet?

[growsyourfear]

Then maybe you should...

[Enabling Auntie? Yes please.]

Nah, mom says he's off somewhere licking his wounds and being a big baby.

[byebye_mistah_j]

Maybe when I'm in a place where I can. By the way how old are you? Just so I know how many birthday presents I owe you by now.

[growsyourfear]

Eighteen, but you don't owe me squat. My verse's Harley was always good on the upkeep. See? You're awesome in any world.

[More hugs, Harley]

[byebye_mistah_j]

I guess I am.

[You really are starting to grow on her.]

So other than your mom and your dad who am I friends with in your universe?

[growsyourfear]

Mm, Hatter, Harvey, me, which is really all that matters.