Re Star Wars radio play

[jack_you_up]

Uh mun I know it's...excitin' I guess ta hear Twi as this 'Han Solo' an' this Batman fella narratin', but I don't think it's that important, ya didn't have ta show everypony.

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Comments

[magicalrealist]

"Boarded?" I think I'm missing something here...

[jack_you_up]

I...don' think you should think too hard 'bout that.

[magicalrealist]

...it's internet related, isn't it?

[jack_you_up]

Eh...sorta.

It's really more o' a double meanin' type thing...hint, hint.

[magicalrealist]

Right...I guess I'll stop worrying about it, then.

But for some reason, my mun's convinced you'd make a great Boba Fett...

[jack_you_up]

...What n' tarnation is a Boba Fett?

An' why would I make a great one?

[magicalrealist]

Some sort of bounty hunter, but that's about all I know.

He's going on very thin logic for that just because of your herding skills and is convinced you could wrangle up just about anything in the galaxy.

[jack_you_up]

That's a mighty nice thing fer yer mun ta say, but wranglin' up critters an' herding ain't exactly bounty huntin'...not even close.

[magicalrealist]

Exactly; he draws these insane conclusions all the time and they don't make sense.

But what I really don't get is why he'd want you to be Boba if I'm supposed to be Han Solo; they're supposed to be rivals and he freezes Han in...carbonite? I've never heard of that before.

[jack_you_up]

Rivals? Twi we couldn't be rivals if we tired, an' Ah would never want ta freeze ya in anythin'.

[magicalrealist]

You're right; you and Rainbow Dash would make better rivals anyway.

Space is overrated; I think there's plenty of other things to do on one planet.

[jack_you_up]

Boy howdy are ya speakin the truth.

Even back home I've had more than enough adventure.

[magicalrealist]

Exactly. And I'm pretty sure being here allows for more peaceful times than space does. Somepony has to stay grounded to make sure Rainbow doesn't get her head too lost in the clouds, right?

[jack_you_up]

I hear ya.

If t'aint one thing it's another.

[magicalrealist]

And it's just about the most we should handle on a daily basis. Besides, is it really wise to let Pinkie spread to other planets?

(Playful giggling; she's just poking a little fun, of course.)

[jack_you_up]

Believe me sugarcube, even in t'strangest o' worlds, Pinkie will sill find a way ta be, well, Pinkie.

[magicalrealist]

You're right about that, Applejack. I don't know how she does it, but whatever she does, it works.