He'll be forever homeless, sob.

[damnsuretoavenge]

Let's just cut to the chase, shall we?

You're not going to put me anywhere. I know that, you know that. I'm sitting up here with that sneaky lying spy and Legolas. Not the best company, but I can deal.

But just saying that creating this journal was because you were listening to a song? A bubbly pop song, no less? I'm insulted. I do not listen to pop music. Just because Fury's little boy band actually worked does not mean I listen to pop music.

Turn it off before I hack into your iTunes and replace everything with Kenny G.

Comments

[gotoagent]

[Just being amused over here.]

[damnsuretoavenge]

Don't you make that face, Coulson. You're not allowed to be happy at my expense.

[gotoagent]

Happy is such a strong word, Mr. Stark. I would say amused.

[damnsuretoavenge]

Fine. Replace happy with amused. Still not allowed to be it.

[gotoagent]

[just smiles. Then Offers a hand shake.]

It's good to see you.

[damnsuretoavenge]

[Stares at hand. Eyebrow. Then shakes.]

Good to see you're not... you know, dead.

[gotoagent]

[manly hand shake.]

Yes, I am happy to not be dead as well. I hear everyone came together though.