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[starknaked]

I'm laying down the law now. YOU are no longer allowed to read these fanfics. Not ever. Don't be all whining at me about Utopia and cures and whatever you're going on about. I'm not listening.

Not about anything that involves me married to Loki and him carrying my kids. Screw you. No. Go away.

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[arach_nerd]

Could be worse. You could be carrying his.

[gotoagent]

[Even Phil ... just has nothing to say.]

...

[nope, can't think of a word.]

[starknaked]

You're not helping.

[starknaked]

Don't give me that look, Agent. You were there too. And you were there and you were there and... Yeah, seriously not Kansas anymore.

[gotoagent]

Clearly it's not even of this realm.

[starknaked]

No. Not this realm. Unless you've got a thing for Barton I missed.

[gotoagent]

No, I do not. Not even my write finds that amusing.

[starknaked]

I tried to see it. I did. Then they mentioned you and a goatee and I figure those aren't issued by the government so couldn't be you.

[gotoagent]

No, though I think they suit you more even if I could have one.

[alittleworse]

That's just - not right.

[like_a_gerbil]

[Steve lets out a faint gurgle when Tony mentions Loki and the kids.] What?

[starknaked]

Understatement of the century.

[starknaked]

That would be your reaction in this story she was reading too. Then dinner was had.

[alittleworse]

What's Pepper think of all this?

[like_a_gerbil]

[His mundane hasn't read that one. On general principle, Steve protests all 'shippy' fan fic that involves Loki. At least he recovers from the shock quickly.]

Do I want to know what form he's in when he's carrying those kids? [He probably doesn't. Not after talking to Thor about all the craziness in Asgard.] And does that stop him from wanting to kill us all and take over the world?

[starknaked]

She was mentioned but not with an opinion in it. Apparently the relationship didn't working out? Not a word on that either.

You were mentioned too, by the way but you really don't want to know about that.

[starknaked]

[Despite himself, Tony was pretty amused by the reaction. Whatever it takes to have that moment of making Steve make those faces.]

Oh female. Sleek, dark haired, carry twins from what I caught though I was trying not to pay attention.

He'd already taken over the world. It's eighty some odd years later and you've just been release from prison. The world is a disease free Utopia.

[arach_nerd]

You say that as if I was actually here to help.

[like_a_gerbil]

[Part of him can appreciate the idea of a disease free world, especially when he remembers all the sicknesses that had almost killed him over the years, but he wonders how such a thing can happen and he can't quite believe in a Utopia.]

Why was I in prison?

[Yeah, he doesn't want his mundane reading this one. Though the idea of Tony chasing after twins...]

[remake]

That exists?

Why does that exist?

[alittleworse]

It sounds like I really don't.

[icebloodedgirl]

Was it an amusing tale at least?

And does this mean I must call you 'stepmother', now? [Totally mocking your pain, nbd.]

[starknaked]

Minus the children on the way, more common than you'd think.

I just don't get anyone thinking I would have kids.

[starknaked]

I. Was. Fathering. Children. How do you get amusing out of that?


How am I the mother if I didn't carry anyone? And no. No you can't.

[starknaked]

Shall we see what fiction we can find about you, Venom and tentacles?