Canon is Common Law

[wipeyourfeet]

Really? Only two episodes, and you want to play me? That's too soon. How can you expect to play me with any accuracy when you don't know a thing about me?

You're just as impatient as him, I swear.

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[readpeople]

Hey now. I'm not impatient.

[wipeyourfeet]

Shut up, Travis. I wasn't talking to you.

/is flung at like promised

[detectivedipstick]

Tch. At least yours didn't use wikipedia before watching the important episodes.

[readpeople]

Now is that anyway to treat your partner Wes?

8D

[wipeyourfeet]

[All the sarcasm.] That's A+ work right there.

[wipeyourfeet]

There is 'work time', and then there is 'me time'. And 'me time' does not include you.

[detectivedipstick]

[_{Have some more sarcasm.}] She's also got it engrained in that small brain of hers that I can't do my job without a certain psychic around.

I suppose she fails to remember I was solving cases long before that idiot showed up to make a mockery out of the department.

[wipeyourfeet]

[Psychic? He'll ask about that later. First, the most important question.]

Cases? You a detective, too?

[besttoshootit]

Relax, it's not as though that mun of yours has stuck you in an actual game. So far as this little hobby of theirs is concerned, this place is fairly harmless.

If I were you I'd be less worried about her getting a handle on your whine and focus more on just what she plans on doing once she does know a thing or two about you.

[readpeople]

Oh...did I interrupt a little y'know 'release' time.

I'll let you get back to that.

[wipeyourfeet]

"On my whine." Charming. Real charming. I'm sure you make tons of friends.

[wipeyourfeet]

Really? Is that all you think about?

[besttoshootit]

[She shrugs, seemingly unaffected by his snark]

I have enough friends. But if you're going to get your boxers in a twist about it, perhaps another choice of words would be better. Gripe? Grumble? Snivel?

That's really all rather inconsequential though. The point is, the last thing you want to do with these mun people is encourage them to get even more involved in your life. It never ends well.

[readpeople]

Hey man I was just going based on how you said 'me time'.

[Mun however is amused and happy to see you Wes.]

[closing]

That's just how these muns work.

Really you'd be better holding your breath and not drawing attention to yourself.

Let's add somemore USA flavor.

[whenyoureaspy]

Just hope your mun isn't into torture and putting you in a game. I've been lucky so far.

[wipeyourfeet]

Ha. You're funny.

And I was just trying to point out that it's insulting that she thinks she knows me well enough to play me. Believe me, I didn't mean to encourage her.

[wipeyourfeet]

No matter what I do, she wants to play me. She's already talking about putting me in a game, which is ridiculous.

all the USA B)

[wipeyourfeet]

She's been talking about a couple games. From what I hear of them, I'm not exactly excited.

All of it is love.

[whenyoureaspy]

Which games is she looking at?

[detectivedipstick]

Head Detective, actually. Although that title is apparently nonsense now, seeing as most of the cases are solved by an idiot.

[_{He sticks his hand out for a handshake.}] Carlton Lassiter, Santa Barbara Police Department.

[wipeyourfeet]

Maybe you should get a hobby or something. So there's something else going on in that thick head of yours.

[Mun is so excited to see Travis. :D]

[wipeyourfeet]

[He gives him a firm handshake.] Detective Wesley Mitchell, LAPD.

Tell me about this idiot. [Because you keep bringing him up, dude.]

You might as well change the title of this to "Characters Welcome"

[besttoshootit]

I do try.

I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but everything encourages them. Anger. Threats. Pointing out that they don't actually know how to build explosives...[She sighs] Nothing seems to work.

[wipeyourfeet]

I believe they're called Paradisa and Mayfield. First one's some magical castle and the second one is a creepy small town.