Homeless

[discordism]

Dearest mun.

As much as I appreciate you freeing me from my dreadfully boring prison, being stuck in a empty void ins't much better. I need to stretch my wings, and really show my stuff. Sure I might turn a few heads here, and cause a bit of mischief and mayhem there, but I'd rather do it where it'd leave much more of a impact, don't get wrong chaos is fun no matter where it is, but there's just something special about leaving a certain everlasting mark.

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[cruel_kindness]

...Okay, this is weird.

[discordism]

Oh hello there Butterscotch, long time no see~!

Oh dear it looks like you're missing a Y chromosome...want me to fix that?

[cruel_kindness]

Butterscotch? The name's Fluttercruel and Fluttershy.

We've always been mares. Why are you suddenly gender bent, Old Man?

[discordism]

Old- Oh I see, alternate universes and the like, now that I think about it I should look into expanding when I'm free again.

I can entertain myself with Equestria for at least a couple hundred more milleniums before I add some planets or maybe some dimensions to the mix.

[cruel_kindness]

Or you can continue to be our personal backscratcher. It's the only thing you're good for.

Well, that, and bringing me into existence.

[discordism]

Backscratcher? I prefer to think of myself as a sock, or maybe one of those overly designed hats, or maybe even a ship...nah scratch that, I hate ships, unless it's me x me, then I like it.

[cruel_kindness]

Some say I've forced myself onto the male version of you. And I approve of them.

[Um-
I'll tell you when you're older.
I'm the mother here.
Still. Older.]

[discordism]

You don't say~

Please leave no details untouched.

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel snickers a little bit.]

Sorry, but it seems to have slipped my mind~.

Besides, it makes sense.

[discordism]

Sense? [Suddenly Eris wraps herself around Fluttercruel like a boa constrictor]

...Now where's the fun in that? [She places her finger on Fluttercruel's forehead and peers into her thoughts and memories, once she's done she moves away straightening herself out]

Now that was informative...in more ways than one.

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel nearly faints because Fluttershy nearly fainted because of the Draconequus suddenly wrapping herself around them.]

Hey! You cheated!

[discordism]

Can't cheat if there's no rules.

I must say you've lived a very interesting life in my absence, or rather the other mes absence.

[cruel_kindness]

...You still cheated. I say so.

Much more interesting than anything you can do.

[discordism]

You haven't even scratched the surface on what I can do.

Besides why would I want to do even half of those things? That's the problem with when you turn corrupted, you're too direct for my tastes.

Still I would have loved to see Artemis as Nightterror Nebula for just a little while longer.

[cruel_kindness]

If you say so. I'll be sure to bring a pillow and a blanket for when you want to lull me to sleep.

Hey, sometimes you have to be direct in order to teach someone a lesson. I think I've done my job quite well.

[discordism]

Oh you've done a wonderful job at that Gaia, or should I say Whisper?

[cruel_kindness]

Fighting my way out of Tartarus isn't something anyone can do, you know. It needs a special kind of determination.

[discordism]

Speaking of, did you see Ithaqua or Cronus while you were there? It's been such a long time since I've talked to them.

[cruel_kindness]

Nope. I was too busy having unresolved guilt issues and wanting to make things right. Which I eventually did in the end.

[suicidoll]

I don't know what scares me more: the fact that there's a female Discord or the fact that my mun was thinking about recruiting you as one of his muses just moments ago.

[discordism]

What can I say?

I love surprising people~

[suicidoll]

Regardless of whether or not those surprises are pleasant, I see.

Tell me: are you just as insufferable when female as you are a male or does losing that Y chromosome make your sanity dip lower?

[discordism]

Darling, sanity is overrated. [Eris suddenly pulls out a bubble stick and blows a huge purple bubble]

It's nothing more than a bubble of boring rules and codes, perfectly rounded without blemishes...but once you pop that bubble... [She pulls out a pin needle out of nowhere and does just that and...

boooooooom!

It creates pop loud enough to sound like a jet engine going off, and from that bubble came falling cookies, frogs, and papers that for reason said 'Killroy was here']

Is when things start getting interesting... and really, is that so wrong?

You're my hero <3

[suicidoll]

(Kreutzer watches the demonstration with little to no interest, only doing anything interesting by covering her ears when the bubble pops. That hurt...)

I have no qualms against insanity; I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least partially crazy. My real problem is with my mun's ridiculous idea of making me a servant of yours or your male counterpart. Sorry; I have enough problems to deal with.

Thanks XD

[discordism]

A servant to me? Am I really the kind of girl who would deserve such a gift?

Oh, there are so many people I'd like to thank!

[suicidoll]

You can thank me for ending your life if you think you'll get that far.

(though it really wouldn't be hard. Kreutzer's mind is already riddled with chaos, so much that Eris might be able to pick up on it.)

[discordism]

[Oh she does, but she doesn't really jump on right away, that'd take the fun out of it.]

You're implying you could.

Anyway, I have no actual need for actual servants since I can just make whatever I want but they're fun to keep around like for pizza parties, fights to the death with giant candy canes over a pit of rabid werewolves, or musical charades.

It's all depends really.

[suicidoll]

You're implying I can't.

...I would question your reasoning behind both options if I didn't already know how pointless an endeavor that would be; next you'll tell me you settle disputes by tightrope walking across bathtubs on a pumpkin.

[discordism]

Oh what a splendid idea!

[suicidoll]

(She...she walked right into that one, didn't she?

Just gonna facepalm right over here.)

It's not a good sign if I'm giving you ideas you enjoy...

[discordism]

Oh don't be such a spoil-sport I get enough of that with Solaris.

[suicidoll]

You would prefer I go along with things and partake in your madness? I've already told you I won't be your servant and there's nothing you can do to change that.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Think I tried this last week, these temporal paradoxes are always fun, aren't they?

[discordism]

Indeed good sir. Nothing is quite as enthralling as a good paradox.

[fruity_puppeteer]

And what's a little paradox without a rewritten history?

[discordism]

Oh yes~

All it takes is to crush a out of place butterfly, but why not do something bigger?

[fruity_puppeteer]

Like maybe a whole herd of butterflies?

[Speaking of, here comes a fluttering group of ravenous butterflies. He thinks of the best stuff.]

[discordism]

Ho ho ho

I like the way you think.

[fruity_puppeteer]

It's almost we're like the same incredibly attractive person.

[discordism]

Great and incredibly genius minds think alike.

[greatflamingeyebrows]

So the spirit of Chaos has risen once again.

This should prove most amusing. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[discordism]

Same to you big fella, love your work by the way~

[princess_luna]

[Welp, she'll double take and mutter about genderflipping at will.] ...Thy mun would do well to send thee back to thy prison. A pity my own disagrees.