Homeless forever

[lovetwins]

Homeless? Forever, you say? How cruel, mundane!

Indeed she is, Zepar! Why, to deny us the privilege of letting us go to a game...us, the ambassadors of love! It's simply too much!

You're right, Furfur! Just think of all the characters in those games who would greatly benefit from our services! After all, many mundanes are entranced with the concept of "shipping"...

Oh, yes, yes! And doesn't shipping, in the end, just mean that these mundanes desire for their muses to find love? Ah, how truly admirable for them to want such a thing...!

Doesn't it just goes to show that no matter what the hobby, whether it be roleplaying or collecting...

...or simply watching your favourite show or listening to your favourite songs...

[At this point, they speak in unison.] The driving force behind them is love...!!

But even if we'll never be in a game, Furfur, now that we're here, we may as well make the most of it, right?

True, true! There are so many people in this Dear_Mun place, after all! I'm sure they have plenty of stories to share!

[Note: Blue is Zepar, orange is Furfur. Replies will be coming from both of them, and whatever they say in unison will be in italics. Also I am so, so sorry for this.]

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[impulsives]

...

As if this day can't get any worse.

[/face in hands.]

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[lovetwins]

Worse, you say? Furfur, it seems this young man isn't very thrilled by our presence here!

[lovetwins]

How unfortunate...but you see, when a mundane develops a voice, it simply must be heard! And this is quite a convenient place to make that happen.

[impulsives]

...Yeah, I can definitely tell.

[Ugh, and they're love freaks as well, which is just. A headache for him.]

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[lovetwins]

[Hey, at least they don't go on about love and justice.]

Then you see our dilemma, don't you? After all, we are already doomed to never experience a proper game.

[lovetwins]

So you see, we must enjoy ourselves in this place! And that also means making a lasting impression while we can.

[impulsives]

[And a sigh-]

Alright, fine. What do you want to ask?

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[lovetwins]

Well, that depends! Do you have questions that need to be answered?

[lovetwins]

Because we're quite good at answering questions! After all, without love, the truth can't be seen.

[impulsives]

...Well, then what do you two think of a love that blossomed in a battlefield?

[Might as well.]

[lovetwins]

Ooh, how very intriguing! Yes, quite an interesting form of love indeed!

[lovetwins]

Isn't it, Zepar?! For something as fragile as love to grow in such a harsh environment...truly inspirational!

So, tell us! Have you experienced such a thing yourself?

[impulsives]

...As a matter of fact, yeah, I did.

[endlesswitch]

Zepar and Furfur, is it? [ cacklecackle! ] I see that you two are as lively as ever.

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[lovetwins]

Oh? Can it be who I think this is, Furfur?!

[lovetwins]

I think it is, Zepar! Hello, Lady Beatrice! Your presence will certainly make things even more lively...!

[endlesswitch]

Of course! If there is one thing that hasn't changed after living for 1,000 years, it is my lively and charismatic personality!

You two seem to be doing quite well yourself.

[lovetwins]

We always are!

[endlesswitch]

And as focused as love as ever, right~? I see that some things will not change at all, no matter what happens around the two of you. However, that is part of why I like you both! [ even though she can admit that they can be pretty irritating at times (unsure) ]

[lovetwins]

Our focus is always love! After all, it's what we know best, as demons who are called to deal with such matters.

[lovetwins]

And if that pleases people such as Lady Beatrice, we shall continue our efforts as ambassadors of love as best we can!

[dominion_war_graduate]

...Pardon me?

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[lovetwins]

[Yeah, that's the standard reaction to these two.]

Oh, pardon us for not introducing ourselves up front! I'm Zepar--

[lovetwins]

--and I'm Furfur! And we are demons, ranked 16th and 34th of the earls of Hell, at your service.

[As if that helps...]

[dominion_war_graduate]

I-- oh, my apologies. Captain Warren Matthews, USS Equinox with Starfleet.

Er, I'm sorry, did you just say 'demons' and 'Hell' to refer to yourselves? As in the mythological beings of Earth's Abrahamic faiths?

I-- I did hear that correctly?

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[lovetwins]

Your ears did not deceive you, Captain! We are indeed demons from Hell.

[lovetwins]

But there's no need for you to worry! We're not the type who attack anyone. Rather, we're summoned to provide services.

[dominion_war_graduate]

I almost dread to ask the 'services' you provide.

[lovetwins]

Oh no, there's nothing to dread about what we do! After all, our line of work--

[lovetwins]

--is all about love! Guaranteeing miracles of love for those who need them is our job!

[dominion_war_graduate]

That sounds like it would make things much easier, and it sounds an important duty.

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[lovetwins]

Even so, we do not grant our miracles out of pity. Love is not always an easy thing, after all.

[lovetwins]

What we give is a push in the right direction! A helping hand, if you will.

[dominion_war_graduate]

Love so easily gained would hardly be something worth treasuring, after all.

[lovetwins]

That's right! Love is much more precious than that!

[dominion_war_graduate]

Far more precious. [Well, that's certainly a reminder of the melancholy.]

[lovetwins]

You are certainly wise to know such a thing!

[lovetwins]

Could it be that you've found that out firsthand?

[dominion_war_graduate]

Maybe. I don't know. We didn't really have the time to find out.

[wittlich]

I'm not quite sure "benefit" is the word you're looking for.

[lovetwins]

Ah, Lady Bernkastel...are you saying you are not satisfied with the services we provided at the wedding you arranged?

[lovetwins]

I think many can agree that it was a splendid affair, what with how things turned out.