dear_mun | Oh, god help me.

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Oh, god help me.

This isn't the Gotham I know and love. I don't like this. I don't like this at all. I don't like being watched and being controlled by something I don't know about. I will not have my actions judged by a mysterious person like you.

But that isn't important right now. I need to go back to Gotham and stop the crime from spreading through out the city like a disease. And I'm the only cure. I am justice of the night.

I. am. Batman.

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[...what is going on, even?]

Run that by me again?

[...what is this i dont even]

I'm lost, plain and simple.

You could say that again.

Just who exactly are you? And I mean a real answer.

Isn't it obvious? I'm Batman. The caped crusader. The dark knight. And who are you?

No, you're not. I know Batman, and you're definitely not him.

Zatanna.

Zatanna... I don't remember Zatanna being so... young.

Maybe you know a different Zatanna?

'cause I've definitely been 19 since my last birthday.

...My god. This place is very strange, indeed.

On that much, at least, we're in agreement.

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