Frank Miller, what have you done.

[goddamnbats]

Who the hell do you think you are? I don't have time for this crap, I've got places to be and I don't take orders from anyone. I do what I want, when I want, whenever I want because I am the goddamn Batman and I do what I goddamn want.

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[hackingyoursensors]

I live in Gotham. [TV-PG Gotham so.]

But Batman still does his job without resorting to unnecessary violence and screaming about how he "does what he wants." All he has to do is show up and the perps freak out.

[goddamnbats]

You're too soft to live in the Gotham I'm talking about, that place would eat you alive. [He's definitely not his Robin, he doesn't have that killer instinct in him. The same killer instinct that he's been working on diminishing. Honestly, he's more worried about what would happen to the thug who came across his Robin than vice-versa.]

[hackingyoursensors]

Not being bloodthirsty doesn't make me soft.

[goddamnbats]

I've seen rat shit more terrifying than you, kid. It's not a case of being bloodthirsty. Criminals have short memories, I give them reminders.

[hackingyoursensors]

Being underestimated gives me the advantage.

But our method works too. You should see their faces when Batman shows up. Being violent isn't the only way to intimidate someone.

[goddamnbats]

Don't sit here and lecture me about things you don't know. Do you think that hasn't been tried? The real world doesn't work like that. Fear's an important tactic but it's not nearly enough.

[hackingyoursensors]

So you just...gave up? Gave up on your ideals, the ideals you taught me?

[goddamnbats]

Don't act like you know a goddamn thing about me or why I do what I do. Gotham's a safer place because of it, that's all that matters.

[hackingyoursensors]

I know why you do what you do. But "the ends justify the means" mentality... Batman, that's a slippery slope.

[goddamnbats]

Tell me, what do you do when you see a cop let a rapist walk free? When some bastard can gun down a kid's parents in public and rather than help the kid, the cops snatch him to give him away to a psychopath? Do you really think saying "boo" is going to help anyone?

[hackingyoursensors]

The Commissioner would weed out corruption like that in a heartbeat.

Yeah, the criminals break out of jail; yeah, the legal system sometimes fails. But Batman and Robin aren't bullies, and people respect us because of that.

[goddamnbats]

Heh, your Gotham and mine are completely different, consider yourself lucky. Do what works for you and I'll do what works for me. It's better you don't have to resort to my tactics, anyway.

[hackingyoursensors]

[A sigh. He's not going to win this argument and he knows it.]

Yeah, I guess so.

Good luck finding your Robin.

[goddamnbats]

Keep safe, kid.

[hackingyoursensors]

I will.

...you stay safe too.