Frank Miller, what have you done.

[goddamnbats]

Who the hell do you think you are? I don't have time for this crap, I've got places to be and I don't take orders from anyone. I do what I want, when I want, whenever I want because I am the goddamn Batman and I do what I goddamn want.

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[hackingyoursensors]

[You need a goddamn intervention, Bruce.]

Did you really just say "I do what I want"? Are...you feeling okay?

[goddamnbats]

[You need to go hunt a rat, kid.]

Did I ask for your opinion? No, so shut up.

[goddamnbatsman]

Includin' actin' more immature than my kid? Heck, yer actin' more immature than Mikey and that's sayin' somethin'.

[goddamnbats]

Like I give a damn what some clown with a bad perm has to say about my maturity.

[worthyheir]

[Death, uh... changed you. Father.] You're certainly not how I remember you.

[goddamnbats]

[Stares down at the kid and studies him.]

You act like we've met before, kid.

[plank_o_wood]

[Plank disapproves of your policy against Poison Ivy sir]

[goddamnbats]

[Thinks you would make a fine edition to his collection of various goodies in the batcave, Plank.]

[worst_mentor]

Er...you okay, Batman? You seem a little different.

[As if that's the word Ollie's looking for.]

[goddamnbats]

Great, it wasn't bad enough that I had to deal with all of those other clowns, now I've got some punk running around in green tights with a beard my grandfather wouldn't even wear.

[decentdad]

['Sup, Ollie. Feelin' like you want to trade usernames with this guy?]

[yo_angie]

You're joking.

[goddamnbats]

Do I look like the type that jokes? [Smirks.]

[athingforplants]

Tell me, darling... do you do whatever you want?

[Seriously you just keep repeating it it's kind of weird.]

[goddamnbats]

I do, including putting scumbags like you where they belong.

[decentdad]

[...it's not really 'do what I want' so much as 'do whatever it takes to achieve the mission.' jsyk.]

Explain.

[hackingyoursensors]

Batman, he's insane. He keeps asking where Robin is.

[notsoclay]

Does this kind of tactic work out well for you?

[goddamnbats]

Save your self-righteous bullshit for another day. You saw what happened to Green Lantern, I'm not looking for a repeat.

[lethimeatrats]

You think that'll do any good?

[goddamnbats]

What do you think? Even muns know better than to mess with the goddamn Batman.

[stealstires]

But tell us how you reeeeally feel.

[Seriously, the Batman impostors are getting worse and worse. Bruce won't be happy but Jason here is just amused.]

[goddamnbats]

[Narrows his eyes and begins to study him as well.] Shut up.

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[crazybatman]

That's impossible! You can't be Batman, because I am Batman!

o/

[goddamnbats]

You might be a Batman but I am the goddamn Batman.

[inmateincharge]

Why so grouchy, Bats? All those long sleepless nights spent punching people in the face finally catching up with you?

[goddamnbats]

Hell no, I've still got enough in me to punch another face. Like your goddamn ugly face.

[master_of_the_game]

Oh, this is too much.

[goddamnbats]

Another moron with a mask. Try being more original next time, looking like Jason is only going to scare little kids.

[voted_dead]

Give it a Goddamn rest.

wow, that was a glorious typo

[goddamnbats]

Why don't you shut your goddamn mouth, punk.

[backwordscompatible]

[So much staring]

Batman?