probably capeandcowl

[tattling]

Don't think I didn't see that! That's an app you just started. Keep going, keep going!

... oh, if you don't have your own working computer just now... Yeah, it sucks always having to borrow a sibling's, especially when their setup is different like if their OS is set to a Latverian locale for some weird reas--

Heyyy, you're just making excuses! You can get your laptop fixed, you've got enough money. You're just too lazy to take it to the store.

Okay, you don't have to finish the app now. But reserve next week, and get your laptop fixed so we can get this party started, okay? You saw, Katie and Julie are maybe gonna be there! I've gotta go out-awesome Katie.

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[future_founder]

[WHAT IS THIS TINGLING IN HIS SOUL]

...Have they considered, perhaps, a desk-top?

[tattling]

Hi, Dad-from-a-different-universe!

Yeah, she totally wants a desktop, but she doesn't have her own room while she's living at home so there's no space. I said she could live in the Baxter Building, but she just laughed.

[future_founder]

['Dad'. Oh lawd.]

I doubt I'm any version of your father.

The Baxter Building, huh? Even I can't fathom how that would work...

[tattling]

[frowny face] You're Reed Richards, aren'tcha? Aw, don't tell me you're one of the evil ones. Those guys suck. They suck more for Doom though, so that's cool.

Anyway, I guess it is kinda crowded just now, oh, and she's from a different universe, so, y'know, that's awkward...

[idol_o_millions]

Ya tryin' ta show up yer little girlfriend, squirt?

[tattling]

What?! Don't be gross, Uncle Ben. Katie's just Katie. But, uh, yeah.

[idol_o_millions]

Whatever ya say, kiddo. Just remember, nothin' good ever came of tryin' to out-do a woman.

[tattling]

Hmm... Should I add this to the list of advice Uncle Johnny keeps offering about girls?

[brainier]

Lack of regular maintenance is unacceptable.

[tattling]

Not everyone likes fixing up machines every day, y'know. Some people like to go outside sometimes.

[brainier]

Why would you want to go outside when you can't build there? People would get in the way.

Besides, I never said your mundane had to be the one performing the maintenance; nothing that cannot be solved with a simple schedule.

[tattling]

Uh, duh, where do you think they build buildings?

That's true though. She really oughta stop procrastinating. Apparently there's a computer repair place just five minutes away.

[arach_nerd]

There are days when I really worry about your sister.

just leavin' this here

[brainier]

[tattling]

You are not the only one.

[arach_nerd]

It's odd really. You're the one with the power to send people to The Cornfield and yet she's the slightly unsettling one.

[invisible_woman]

I'm glad you're being patient, otherwise I'd say your Uncle Johnny has been teaching you bad habits.

You'll do fine, I know it, and the application will get done.

[tattling]

Hey, mom! ... Is poker a bad habit?

I sure hope it will, though. I can wait a little while, but not forever.

[firegodrockstar]

Hey, he'll need to learn sometime.

[invisibly]

[DOOP DOOP DOOP MOVIE SUE]

So, the City, huh? It can get pretty crazy here, you know.

[tattling]

It can't be that much crazier than New York, Mom.

[ :| ]

[invisibly]

It's crazier than my New York. [A beat.] ... And I think you're mistaking me for someone else.

[gammas]

Franklin! Hot tamales, if you're coming to the City, things are going to get -- well -- weirder.

[tattling]

Aw, it's not my fault weird stuff happens around me. Well -- not always.

[gammas]

Well, don't blame yourself for any of this. But the Fantastic Four isn't quite... themselves over there.