WELP

[fussyteadrinker]

Mundane A Word If You Will
Well
Not That Your Attempts At Voicing Disapproval To My Interjection Would Otherwise Sway My Need To Do So
After All I Am Advising You Against Indulging In Something You Would Otherwise Find A Great Sense Of Regalement From And I Advise Against Everything Ever So Clearly That Theres No Halting My Advancements
Oh Come On That Word Looks Awful And Out Of Place Even He Would Know That
Never Mind
I Suppose Its More My Need To Meddle And Intrude Whatever Other Verbs Are Appropriate Even If The Target Of My Meddleations Are Clearly In No Need Of It
Okay Meddleations Isnt Even A Word This Is Getting Ridiculous
Then Again It Is Ill Befitting Of A Refined And Elegant Lady Such As I To Lose Her Temper Over Something So Trivial
I Should Go Back To
I Dont Know
Drinking Tea Or Knitting Whatever Other Stereotypical Hobbies Would Suit Someone Of That Description
Because Clearly I Am Of Said Description
Verbiage And Tea
Two Descriptive Terms Perfectly Suited To My Personage

Comments

[bloody_fucking_feelings]

KAN There You Fucking Are
I Wwas Getting Sort Of Wworied
Since Youre My Friend
And Not Fucking Auspisticizing For Me
Wwhich Still Bothers Me Wway Too Bloody Much To Be Healthy But Wwhatevver
Anywway
I Havve Lots Of Shit I Need To Tell You About
Not That Im Seeking Your Fucking Advvice Wwhy Wwould I Ask For That From Some Landdwweller Its Not Like I Need It Or Anything
Ivve Just Been Getting Up To Tons Of Fucking Awwesome Shenanigans Motivvated By My Lovve For The Nautical Aristocracy
So Im Going To Tell You About Them
Youre Obvviously Interested Right
Evven Though Youre A Landdwweller
And Eliminating Your Ilk Is A Pretty Fucking Huge Part Of My Agenda
If Not The Wwhole Entire Bloody Agenda

1/2

[fussyteadrinker]

Eridan I Suggest You Locate Yourself Another Source Of Listening Upon Which You May Dump In An Otherwise Vocal Manner Your Numerous Genuine Problems That I And Others Will And Often Trivialize Due To The Fact We Cannot Appreciate The Daily And Mentally Exhausting Problems Highbloods Are Oft Prone To Endure

[fussyteadrinker]

Having Said That Feel Free To Tell Me Anyway Because Due To My Habitual Act Of Self Deception I Clearly Dont Mean A Word Of That But Will Continue To Hold Myself To It Until The Day I Expire

[bloody_fucking_feelings]

Thats The Spirit Kan
I Can Alwways Count On You For This Sort Of Thing
Its Not Evven Taking Your Unusually Devvoted Friendship For Granted
Wwhy Wwould It Be A Surprise That Some Specific Troll Wwould Wwant To Speak To Me For More Than Fivve Minutes
You Just Knoww Your Place Wwhich Is Really Fucking Fantastic Yet Also Not One Tiny Bloody Bit Unusual
That Place Wwould Invvolvve Listening To My Important Problems
Wwhich Are Mostly About Howw Much And Non-Irrationally I Hate Landdwwellers
Thats Also Just By Pure Fucking Coincidence The Reason Evvery Single One Of My Closest Friends Wwith A Certain Exception Is A Landdwweller
Because Of Howw Much I Hate All Of You Bastards
So This Is The Part Wwhere I Ask You To Assist Me In My Schemes Since Despite Howw Awwesome Im Calling Them Theyvve Actually Yielded Basically No Fucking Fruit At All In An Entirely Un-Bloody-Suspicious Wway
That Wwould Totally Be In Your Best Interests
Right
Come On
Say It Wwith Me
"Wwhat A Great Idea Eridan
"Kill Us All
"Except Me
"Thats Wwhy Im So On Board Wwith This Plan"

[fussyteadrinker]

Yes Consider Me Colored Completely And Utterly Oblivious Towards The Suspicious Nature Of Your Behavior It Is Clearly Consistent With Your Grand Declarations Of Land Dweller Oppression
Or Should That Be Land Dweller Extinction
Yes I Believe The Latter Term Works Perfectly
In Any Case As Tempting And Intellectual As That Train Of Thought Is Im Afraid That I Will Have To Disappoint You And Advise Against It As Apparently I Have Problems Complying With All Of Your Agendas
All Of Them
Every Last One

[bloody_fucking_feelings]

OH COME THE FUCK ON KAN Wwhat The Fuck Do I Evven Havve To Say To Convvince You
Landdwwellers Are Inferior
Seadwwellers Havve Something All Of You Fuckers Dont
Fins
And Gills
And Other Traits That Im Convveniently Suddenly Really Fucking Bored Of Recounting
Highbloods Cant Be Bothered To Recount Such Trivvial Details
Nevvertheless They Form The Fully Fucking Sound And Logical Foundation Of My Noble Campaign
And You Wwant A Part Of It
Because Otherwwise You Havve To Get Caught In The Crossfire
And I Dont Wwant That Shit
It Wwould Be
Wwell
It Wwould Be Shitty
So Wwhat Are You Going To Do To Prevvent My Plans From Coming To Fruition Huh
Because Theyre Totally With Absolute Certainty Happening Got It
Its Fucking Inevvitable
Yeah

[chronomancer]

...thats hell more than just a wword

[fussyteadrinker]

Oh

I Apologize But Im Not Quite Certain How Else I Would React To An Eridan Sharing My Blood Color Therefore All I Can Offer Is A Straighforward And Simple

Oh

In Response
My Apologies

[chronomancer]

yeah
i propose you react wwithout a chainsaww
anythin else is fine
but the chainsaww thing is just not cool
also
hi

[fussyteadrinker]

No No Chainsaws Here
Well Of Course They Are At This Time Upon My Person But I Have No Intention Of Bifurcating Any More Amporas

So
Yes
Salutations Or Somesuch
No Wait
Im Going To Have To Ask You To Ignore That Somesuch
It Doesnt Seem Right

[typeswithgloveson]

Yeah, I'm not even gonna try and work this one out. I feel sorry for your shift key.

[fussyteadrinker]

Where Are Your Hands

[typeswithgloveson]

Where are my hands? They're right here on my wrists where I always keeps 'em!

[fussyteadrinker]

Oh
Beneath The Gloves You Mean

[dicey]

Meddle8ions should 8e a word. Just 8ecause of you! Congratul8ions, Kanaya, you are so meddley they had to invent a new word for you.

1/?

[fussyteadrinker]

Oh
If It Isnt The Sole Target Of My Unrequited Red Feelings Yes Hello

2/?

[fussyteadrinker]

Wait Shit That Was All Wrong
So Was That
Forget I Said That
If You Wouldnt Mind
Please

3/?

[fussyteadrinker]

Okay For The Sake Of Saving Face For This Whole Thing Im Going To Start Over
Everything Prior To This Never Happened
I Can Get This Just Give Me A Minute

4/4

[fussyteadrinker]

Hello Vriska

[Nailed it.]

[dicey]

Relax, I already know a8out that stuff! Well, I mean, I guess when I heard a8out it it was more in the past tense. 8ut still!

Hi.

[fussyteadrinker]

Oh
Uh
Yes That Is Exactly The Source Of My Discomfort
Because Feelings Left Unmentioned And Accidentally Spoken Out Loud Before The Target Of Said Feelings Is Embarrassing
That Is The Problem Alright
No Existential Crisis Here No Siree

So

How Are Things

[nubbybastard]

TEA? KNITTING?
DO I EVEN NEED TO KNOW?

[fussyteadrinker]

I Doubt It
This Goes Far Beyond A Momentary Lapse Of Judgement Or Perhaps Momentary Bout Of Insanity
There Are External Forces At Work Here Kar
Kat
Ones Noone Quite Possibly Understands

[nubbybastard]

YEAH, LIKE I HAVEN'T NOTICED.
ARE YOU OKAY? YOU KIND OF SPACED MY NAME OUT.
JUST SAYING.

[fussyteadrinker]

Well
Its Difficult To Explain I Made An Attempt Earlier To Discuss It With An Alternate Eridan Who Shares My Blood Color But Im Afraid My Attempt Wasnt Sufficient Enough For Him To Get It
So Im Not Sure What To Tell You

But Theres Definitely Something
Uh
Up
Is A Way To Put It I Guess