tired of mun being a lazy failblob.

[darkdesires]

You transferred to "Dreamwidth" in March and you still only have one usericon for me.
I realize I "don't have a face" but it would be nice if you could at least find a way to capture different expressions, yes?
Surely this is not too great a task for you?
I am starting to find your indifference to my purgatory intolerable.
Do not doubt my ability to find ways to complicate your life. I live in your head.

All things are possible.

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[not_like_the_rest]

I see a face, just a really ugly one.

[darkdesires]

How charming.

[not_like_the_rest]

I try. [not]

[darkdesires]

[He smirks, despite himself.] And you are...?

[not_like_the_rest]

Johanna Mason. You?

[darkdesires]

What a lovely name.

I am Johann Schmidt. I am sure the pleasure of this acquaintance is all mine, considering how unappealing you find my facade.

[not_like_the_rest]

I think so too!

I don't know about that. You must have an interesting story to go along with it.

[latetowork]

[...another person who likes leather?

Hmn.]

[darkdesires]

[He gives a faintly inquisitive look, regarding the silent observer.] You are...?

[kissthegrell]

[darkdesires]

Gods, no. [Facepalm.]

[kissthegrell]

What's the matter? You're such a beautiful color.

[darkdesires]

[Now he's just confused. Cue brow quirk.] I have never been described as 'beautiful.'

Perhaps I heard wrong.

[kissthegrell]

Oh no NO! Your color is VERY beautiful. I've never seen anyone do their whole face is beautiful RED before! It's very bold!

[darkdesires]

Yes well. [Blank face, he takes a small intake of breath through his nose and rubs the bridge of it (which is all he has but shh).


What is this even?] Are you a showgirl? Cabaret? I know a place in Munich.. [Why is he talking to...this person? o_O]

[kissthegrell]

[Grell looks taken aback. He blinks, staring at that red face for a moment.]

A show..................

Girl?

OHHH YEEEEEES!

I am AN ACTRESS! How did you guess?

lol i don't even

[darkdesires]

What have I just gotten myself into?

[He keeps opening and closing his mouth slightly as if he is about to say something but remains silent. Finally he unclasps his gloved hands and makes a motion of surrender.]

Have you been in anything I would know? [He stares as if he's trying to see through her, clearly sensing there is something very...not...right.]

Where are you from?

Yeeahh Grell does that

[kissthegrell]

Oh sweetie I've been into EVERYTHING... not that you would have seen it. I'm not from around here.

[darkdesires]

I am obviously missing out. [Sarcasm. Dripping, if Grell speaks it.]

Is that a saw?

[kissthegrell]

Wuh? A SAW?

HOW DARE YOU THIS ISN'T A SAW THIS IS A DEATH SCYTHE! YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF....

Red...

Hummm...

[darkdesires]

[Glare.] Ignorant?

You said you were not from "here" but lose patience when I do not recognize your strange technology?

Red Skull is what you may call me odd fanged woman.

[kissthegrell]

Of COURSE! It's STUPID.

[But Grell turns on a dime again, no longer angry.]

And you can call me ANYTIME, red and handsome!

[darkdesires]

[He just shakes his head and gives a short little scratchy noise from his throat that maybe is supposed to have been a laugh.

He makes his voice sound lightly incredulous.] All that pomp and I don't get to see a single dance? You aren't all talk and no show, are you? That would hardly be any fun...

[kissthegrell]

Darling, I'll show YOU whatever you want!

[He spins on his toe in a neat twirl, his hair flying around him. He hops and skips in a rather athletic dance, as he begins to sing atonally.]

My handsome red man... who's name I do not know
He's called the Red Skull, but his love forever shows
That red is the best color, red from head to toe....

[darkdesires]

[He ignores the weirdness that is Grell and walks off AND COMES BACK LATER. WITH A FACE. A REAL ONE. 8D]

Oh, you again. I suppose you won't like me now that I am not hideously malformed and red.

[kissthegrell]

W-whuh? Who are you?

idk i enjoy senseless fuckery

[darkdesires]

[-_-

Let's play a game, shall we, red lady?]

Oh, just an admirer.

Heehee

[kissthegrell]

[Grell's taken aback for a moment.]

A-an admirer?

[A beat... then...]

OH YES! Of course you are! I have many, MANY admirers.

[darkdesires]

Do you? [A beat. Clearly, someone is bored enough to stoop to humoring Grell.]

And where is this?

[uncompromise]

[The hell?]

Woah. Buddy. Next time, use some sunscreen.

[darkdesires]

I suppose you think you're very clever, little bird.

[uncompromise]

More clever than you, anyway. [Supervillains sure are a bunch of weirdos, that's for sure.] I'm guessing that my reputation precedes me. Can't say the same for you.

[darkdesires]

I doubt that. [He did watch Thanos send those aliens after you. And while you destroyed them as expected, he wouldn't call you clever for it.]

That is because I am thought dead. And that is exactly the way I want it...for now. You have no idea what horrors await Earth.

[uncompromise]

Doubt away, ugly. [Ask the last guy who messed with Clint and/or the Avengers how it worked out. Oh wait.]

Yeah. Mun's filled me in on you. Can't say that I'm busy cowering in my boots, buddy. The world's changed since you and Cap duked it out. Whatever's lurking out there? We can take it head-on.