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[ty_winning]

I suppose you think you're very amusing.

...Admittedly, I suppose it is preferable to "didnotshitgold".

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[blueheir]

You shan't be winning for long.

[ty_winning]

Should I know you?

[slayedaking]

They are so very amused with themselves, regarding these names.

[ty_winning]

It's nonsense. I will not tolerate it, and neither will you.

[slayedaking]

[Oh, here we go.]

And what do you propose to do, Father?

[ty_winning]

Watch and wait. We are Lannisters. We bend the knee to no one. Not even such as these.

[slayedaking]

[So many things he wants to say...and none he quite has the balls to.]

I don't think there is much to watch for. But I'll watch and wait.

[ty_winning]

[Damn right.]

Good. Do not allow them to make a puppet of you any more than they already have.

[slayedaking]

Of course. [OH IF YOU ONLY KNEW. This face says "kill me now".]

[ty_winning]

You're making faces, boy. Do you have something clever to say to me? Go on, out with it.

[slayedaking]

Of course not, Father. If I wished to speak, I would speak. [And this is him not speaking. And glaring at his mun for her cackling. Oh Tywin if you only knew the puppetry your son has gotten up to. The place he's in forces him to have sex, and that's only the very beginning.]

[ty_winning]

[eyes narrowing.] You appear to be hiding something. I will not have you keeping secrets from me, Jaime.

[slayedaking]

Is it keeping secrets to spare you something you don't want to know and that has no effect on the family?

[ty_winning]

There is nothing I don't want to know. Knowledge is always preferable to ignorance, even if it's unpleasant.

[slayedaking]

[So what does he say now? "Daddy my mun is mean and keeps making me sleep with people not my sister even though you don't approve of the sister thing in the first place love me?" No.]

My sweet sister and I have been sent to a place that forces copulation, else one dies.

[ty_winning]

[Tywin feels the hairs on the back of his neck rankle. He's heard the rumors, of course, but he prefers not to think on it.

Nevertheless, he recognizes that there is nothing Jaime can do.] You need not hide this from me. If you have no choice in the matter, there is nothing to blame you for. All I can ask is that you acquit yourself with pride befitting of a Lannister.

are you playing from the books or the show only?

[slayedaking]

[Well that was way better than he was expecting. Visible relief is a go.]

We've both done our best. The goddess in charge of the place does enjoy her...japes, nevertheless. [He'd mention Tyrion is there too, but he doesn't see that improving the situation any.]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

I like the other one better.

[ty_winning]

When I want your opinion on these matters, girl, I will ask for it.

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

A girl can be heard when she wants to be. A girl thinks the other one would be a good ep - epi... [Come on Arya, you can do it] epitaph.

[burnsobright]

I would hope any mundane would have better sense than to use such a vile name, father.

[They are, after all, Lannisters.]

[ty_winning]

Evidently that is too much to hope for. That stupid jape has been in existence for far too long.

[burnsobright]

More the fool they are.

[bruxisms]

They tend to find themselves exceedingly amusing.

[ty_winning]

Fools always laugh hardest at their own jests. [Like a certain son of his he could mention.] You appear at least to have been blessed with a relatively tame title, Baratheon.

[bruxisms]

Nevertheless, she still finds it amusing.