on waiting for ageofmythology to open next week aaaa

[holyshit]

...so, lemme get this straight.

You went and made me into a god?

Not sure if you've been paying much attention lately, but last time I checked, I don't do the whole ruling thing. You know, gave up being king of a good chunk of Demon World and all that? What makes you think I'm about to change my mind and watch over a bunch of ancient guys instead? Ones who don't wear any pants while fighting, so thanks for giving me a sect full of that. I'll be sure to appreciate all those dicks in my view each time I wake up in the morning, along with that breeze blowing around my ass in that bedsheet thing you call an outfit.

And what's with the whole 'you can't fight another god' rule? Are you trying to make me go crazy up there or what? I mean...yeah, I'm glad Kurama's gonna be there, and Yukina's on her way too, and I wouldn't mind trashing a few of Kuwabara's temples if he ever joined in on it, but--seriously, you didn't even think this OUT, did you? And that's really scary if it's coming from me.

...what do you mean, that's the POINT? You want me to screw up there or something?

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[obstinates]

They fight without pants? With their... junk hangin' out and everything?

[holyshit]

Preeeeetty much, yeah. Got no goddamn clue why they do it, but I hope I can at least order them to slap on some boxers or briefs in my presence, if I can.

[godno]

I'm sure some kind soul will give you pants.

[holyshit]

What, you mean as an offering?

...

...hey, maybe I should get them to pay me tributes in pants. They have pants down there, right?

[obstinates]

Sure it was, uhh, fighting... that they were doing?

[godyes]

How can you be a god and a demon at the same time? Is that even allowed?

[holyshit]

...no.

No, it was definitely fighting.

Unless somehow the people who go and follow me think it's a good idea to have orgies in giant arena things, which in that case, I think I'm gonna take the back door out of Olympus and never look back.

[obstinates]

Yeah, good luck with that. Bein' "god of the naked dude orgies" doesn't sound like an awesome plan, y'know. Drop out while you can, or somethin'.

[lightnings]

Do you have a problem with that, Naruto?

[holyshit]

Beats me. They got a guy with a butane lighter for a head, so I don't think smart choices is their strong point.

Besides, I'm not the only one either.

[obstinates]

I don't wanna see that kinda crap while I'm tryin' to fight, y'know!

[icemaiden]

I'm... not sure I would be very good at this.

[lightnings]

Maa maa, just pretend you're at a hot spring.

[obstinates]

You even listening to the guy, Kakashi-sensei? He said fighting. FIGHTING, y'know.

That sorta stuff doesn't happen at a hot spring. Well, not always.

[holyshit]

...well, you gotta admit, being the god of orgies would be kinda awesome.

Just not when it involves sweaty guys with their sacks flopping about.

[godno]

I'm pretty sure I've seen at least tights.

[obstinates]

Coulda done without the mental image.

[holyshit]

Honestly? I think none of us would be.

...though you'd probably do a better job than me, anyway. You can heal your people and stuff.

[lightnings]

That's just how it is in Athens. He could tell them all to fight clothed; my followers do.

[obstinates]

Athens sounds like a weirdass place.

[holyshit]

...great.

It would've been nice to be stuck in a time that had, y'know, actual decent clothing.

[holyshit]

Too bad.

...anyway, no, I'm pretty sure it's fighting. They have tournaments and all this weird stuff to see who's their head honcho or something. That part's not that bad.

[obstinates]

Hey, that sounds pretty cool. Haven't been in a tournament since the chuunin exams. What's the head dude do when he's the... head dude of the... pantsless dudes, or whatever?

[godno]

Given you can make what you want, when you want, I'm pretty sure that's not going to be an issue.

My issue is there isn't going to be a single electrical socket for at least five thousand years.

[icemaiden]

I would rather they be protected and safe. For that I would have to be stronger.