dear_mun | on waiting for ageofmythology to open next week aaaa

...so, lemme get this straight.

You went and made me into a god?

Not sure if you've been paying much attention lately, but last time I checked, I don't do the whole ruling thing. You know, gave up being king of a good chunk of Demon World and all that? What makes you think I'm about to change my mind and watch over a bunch of ancient guys instead? Ones who don't wear any pants while fighting, so thanks for giving me a sect full of that. I'll be sure to appreciate all those dicks in my view each time I wake up in the morning, along with that breeze blowing around my ass in that bedsheet thing you call an outfit.

And what's with the whole 'you can't fight another god' rule? Are you trying to make me go crazy up there or what? I mean...yeah, I'm glad Kurama's gonna be there, and Yukina's on her way too, and I wouldn't mind trashing a few of Kuwabara's temples if he ever joined in on it, but--seriously, you didn't even think this OUT, did you? And that's really scary if it's coming from me.

...what do you mean, that's the POINT? You want me to screw up there or something?

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Maa maa, just pretend you're at a hot spring.

You even listening to the guy, Kakashi-sensei? He said fighting. FIGHTING, y'know.

That sorta stuff doesn't happen at a hot spring. Well, not always.

That's just how it is in Athens. He could tell them all to fight clothed; my followers do.

Athens sounds like a weirdass place.

It's not bad. We're building it up, so it'll change with all our influences.

Oh, so that's why nobody has pants. It's still being built. No offense, but my first act as a god would probably be to make sure everybody has pants. And ramen.

You could do that, you know. The Gauls have pants. I can't imagine you being a fashion trendsetter, but you could basically do what you want. Who knows?