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...so, lemme get this straight.
You went and made me into a god?
Not sure if you've been paying much attention lately, but last time I checked, I don't do the whole ruling thing. You know, gave up being king of a good chunk of Demon World and all that? What makes you think I'm about to change my mind and watch over a bunch of ancient guys instead? Ones who don't wear any pants while fighting, so thanks for giving me a sect full of that. I'll be sure to appreciate all those dicks in my view each time I wake up in the morning, along with that breeze blowing around my ass in that bedsheet thing you call an outfit.
And what's with the whole 'you can't fight another god' rule? Are you trying to make me go crazy up there or what? I mean...yeah, I'm glad Kurama's gonna be there, and Yukina's on her way too, and I wouldn't mind trashing a few of Kuwabara's temples if he ever joined in on it, but--seriously, you didn't even think this OUT, did you? And that's really scary if it's coming from me.
...what do you mean, that's the POINT? You want me to screw up there or something?
You went and made me into a god?
Not sure if you've been paying much attention lately, but last time I checked, I don't do the whole ruling thing. You know, gave up being king of a good chunk of Demon World and all that? What makes you think I'm about to change my mind and watch over a bunch of ancient guys instead? Ones who don't wear any pants while fighting, so thanks for giving me a sect full of that. I'll be sure to appreciate all those dicks in my view each time I wake up in the morning, along with that breeze blowing around my ass in that bedsheet thing you call an outfit.
And what's with the whole 'you can't fight another god' rule? Are you trying to make me go crazy up there or what? I mean...yeah, I'm glad Kurama's gonna be there, and Yukina's on her way too, and I wouldn't mind trashing a few of Kuwabara's temples if he ever joined in on it, but--seriously, you didn't even think this OUT, did you? And that's really scary if it's coming from me.
...what do you mean, that's the POINT? You want me to screw up there or something?
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Just not when it involves sweaty guys with their sacks flopping about.
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...anyway, no, I'm pretty sure it's fighting. They have tournaments and all this weird stuff to see who's their head honcho or something. That part's not that bad.
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Anyway, I think he's their...religious leader or something? Or the guy in charge that takes care of everything related to me. They pick the strongest ones 'cuz they think that gets them closer to talking to me or something.
...what's a chuunin exam, though?
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[Duh. Everybody knows that. Right?]
So the guy best at fighting without pants gets closest to you...?
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Yeah, I figured that, but what the hell's a chuunin? Is it some special fighter level or something?
And apparently, I guess. Though I'd really like it if they could prove their worth without all of that hanging around everywhere.