Homeless most likely forever

[doesntdomuch]

[Hey, he remembers you. He thought you forgot about him about a year ago.

... If he could talk, he'd probably point out how it was a little weird how you are bringing him out again for very little reason.]

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1/3

[big_laundry]

Perry the platy...

2/3

[big_laundry]

It IS you!

3/3

[big_laundry]

Just had to make sure because last time it was Perry the Pumpernickel and...yeah, that got pretty awkward...

[doesntdomuch]

[Deadpan stare; you seriously confused him for bread, Doofenshmirtz?]

[big_laundry]

It was the hat! A lot of things look like you with the hat! Remember when you were that teenage girl? That was weird.

[doesntdomuch]

[He's slightly curious as to what Doofensmirtz was doing with pumpernickel with a hat in the first place.]

[big_laundry]

That's what I'm trying find out! It just showed up at my door! Perry the Pumpernickel's very sneaky, but even he couldn't stand my Creamcheese-inator.

[doesntdomuch]

[Oh, right, he forgot about that. The time where he tried to drown the tri-state area with cheesecake, right?]

[big_laundry]

Yeah, those were good times...remember when I put you in that danish trap? Yeah...that was fun, we should do that again sometime.

[doesntdomuch]

[They do that almost every day, Doof.]