[trans_9] and [digital_dive]

[changelingdude]

 Hey dude, just checking...you're not gonna try and photoshop me red anytime soon are you?

And what's that I'm hearing about just throwing open the doors to any villain who's bored? Don't we have enough trouble? I've already been arrested in BOTH my games. Not cool.

I will totally call PETA on you.

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[changelingdude]

I want a lawyer! Quick Raven can you summon ghosts? I hear Mia Fey was one of the best!

[shut_up_beastboy]

And suddenly I'm reminded of why I'm kind of glad you're not stuck where I am.

And I don't think a seanced ghost would be permissible as your defense attorney.

[changelingdude]

Aw, that's hurtful. I brighten up any bad situation.

Are you sure? Alright I guess I'll settle for that young upstart protege of hers Wright. Or maybe his protege Apollo Justice. I just need a loud lawyer!

[shut_up_beastboy]

You in amatomnes is the last thing I need to deal with.

Why not Matt Murdock while you're at it?

[changelingdude]

Pfft, Raven don't be silly, He's much too busy in Hell's kitchen. But She-hulk might have some time!

[shut_up_beastboy]

I'm surprised you didn't go for her first.

[changelingdude]

I wasn't thinking straight, it happens when I'm around you~

[shut_up_beastboy]

Ohhhh, no. Don't go there, Beast Boy. It's a bad idea.

[changelingdude]

I'm full of bad ideas. But what harm can a little flirting with you from another universe cause?

[shut_up_beastboy]

Mm. I can think of a few ways.

And I don't care what the mun says, I'm not asking if you're interested.

[changelingdude]

And I can think of more ways that we could have fun! Remember fun?

[shut_up_beastboy]

[Dryly.] No, I don't remember fun at all.

[changelingdude]

Well lucky for you I am totally great at having fun. Come on!

[Takes her by the hand and begins dancing like a dork]

[shut_up_beastboy]

Why are you doing this? [Of course she remains perfectly still as he hangs on to her hand.]

[changelingdude]

Why not?

[Turns into a snake and curls around her arm flicking his tongue at her.]

[shut_up_beastboy]

Phallic symbolism. That's just what we needed.

[changelingdude]

I have no idea what you're talking about~

*Shifts into a baby bird and lands on her shoulder*

[shut_up_beastboy]

Does this mean I have to put up with you on the island? [Look at her deny that she misses her friends. Even Beast Boy.]

[changelingdude]

Eh...probably not, my mun is already being stretched out into three different games. Adding another might make him snap into bitty bits.

[shut_up_beastboy]

That's probably better.

[changelingdude]

Him being in bitty bits? Well I suppose he wouldn't be able to do that plot where I get mortally wounded, turn into a Starfish to heal, get cut in half and grow into two separate Beastboy's...

[shut_up_beastboy]

Heel, Beast Boy. I meant it's better he doesn't send you here.