[trans_9] and [digital_dive]

[changelingdude]

 Hey dude, just checking...you're not gonna try and photoshop me red anytime soon are you?

And what's that I'm hearing about just throwing open the doors to any villain who's bored? Don't we have enough trouble? I've already been arrested in BOTH my games. Not cool.

I will totally call PETA on you.

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[shut_up_beastboy]

You got arrested.

Somehow I'm not surprised.

[changelingdude]

Ididntdoitiswear!!!

Well...ok I did the second thing but not the first one! I was framed!

[shut_up_beastboy]

Nnnot really helping your case, here.

[changelingdude]

I want a lawyer! Quick Raven can you summon ghosts? I hear Mia Fey was one of the best!

[shut_up_beastboy]

And suddenly I'm reminded of why I'm kind of glad you're not stuck where I am.

And I don't think a seanced ghost would be permissible as your defense attorney.

[changelingdude]

Aw, that's hurtful. I brighten up any bad situation.

Are you sure? Alright I guess I'll settle for that young upstart protege of hers Wright. Or maybe his protege Apollo Justice. I just need a loud lawyer!

[shut_up_beastboy]

You in amatomnes is the last thing I need to deal with.

Why not Matt Murdock while you're at it?

[changelingdude]

Pfft, Raven don't be silly, He's much too busy in Hell's kitchen. But She-hulk might have some time!

[shut_up_beastboy]

I'm surprised you didn't go for her first.

[changelingdude]

I wasn't thinking straight, it happens when I'm around you~

[shut_up_beastboy]

Ohhhh, no. Don't go there, Beast Boy. It's a bad idea.

[changelingdude]

I'm full of bad ideas. But what harm can a little flirting with you from another universe cause?

[shut_up_beastboy]

Mm. I can think of a few ways.

And I don't care what the mun says, I'm not asking if you're interested.

[changelingdude]

And I can think of more ways that we could have fun! Remember fun?

[shut_up_beastboy]

[Dryly.] No, I don't remember fun at all.

[changelingdude]

Well lucky for you I am totally great at having fun. Come on!

[Takes her by the hand and begins dancing like a dork]

[shut_up_beastboy]

Why are you doing this? [Of course she remains perfectly still as he hangs on to her hand.]

[changelingdude]

Why not?

[Turns into a snake and curls around her arm flicking his tongue at her.]

[shut_up_beastboy]

Phallic symbolism. That's just what we needed.

[changelingdude]

I have no idea what you're talking about~

*Shifts into a baby bird and lands on her shoulder*

[shut_up_beastboy]

Does this mean I have to put up with you on the island? [Look at her deny that she misses her friends. Even Beast Boy.]

[changelingdude]

Eh...probably not, my mun is already being stretched out into three different games. Adding another might make him snap into bitty bits.

[shut_up_beastboy]

That's probably better.

[changelingdude]

Him being in bitty bits? Well I suppose he wouldn't be able to do that plot where I get mortally wounded, turn into a Starfish to heal, get cut in half and grow into two separate Beastboy's...

[shut_up_beastboy]

Heel, Beast Boy. I meant it's better he doesn't send you here.

[strongest_archer]

Why'd you get arrested, little green dude?

[changelingdude]

Whoa...wild look.

The first time or the second time? Cuz this most recent time it was for trying to incite rebellion and stuff.

[strongest_archer]

Looking wild yourself.

Both times. Rebellion? What were you rebelling against?

[changelingdude]

The first time I was infected with this evil demon seed thing that turned me into a crazy scary monster...sooooo not my fault.

But as for the rebellion, evil alien overlords who want to use us as pawns in a war that I think they probably started.

[strongest_archer]

Sounds like it wasn't your fault for sure. Demonic infections don't tend to be.

And that one sounds more like being taken prisoner by an enemy than getting arrested, man.

[changelingdude]

Hmmm, ya gotta point. But see it's this whole sneaky thing. We're supposed to be arrested so the others can play nice and get in deep with the enemy ya know?

[strongest_archer]

Oh, nice little plan. Here's hoping they don't treat you too bad in their jail.

Name's CJ, by the way.

[changelingdude]

So far so good, just alot of manual labor you know? Breakin' rocks.

I'm Beastboy, nice to meet ya dude!

[strongest_archer]

That's all? Figured they'd be interrogating and torturing you.

Beastboy? That's a codename, right? Well, if we're using those I go by Mustang. Nice to meet ya too, fellow green dude.

[changelingdude]

I think somehow they came to the conclusion that I didn't know anything about anything. *Smirk*

Yeah codename, all that Jazz, I mean not like I need a secret Identity. I also answer to Gar.

Green dudes rock. *High five*

[strongest_archer]

Playin' dumb. Smart, little dude.

I've never needed one either. Just going with a cool name for the superhero thing.

Right on! *high five very gently to avoid super strength mishaps*

[heart_of_steele]

Arrested? *snicker* Did they take ya to the pound?

[changelingdude]

Cliff! *Excited for a moment then realized what he said*

Hey...maybe...but that's not the point. It feels weeeeeeeeeird when I can't access my powers!

[heart_of_steele]

Looks like ya liked through it all right, Salad-Head.

[changelingdude]

So far so good, but this mun guy, he's wicked scary sometimes. He's planning on throwing me into a cult for like crazy brainwashing and stuff!!!

[heart_of_steele]

Relax, kid. Ya gotta have a brain in order ta be brainwashed.

[changelingdude]

Thanks for the support rust butt. I almost forgot how much I missed the abuse.

[heart_of_steele]

Hey, if ya can't mock family, who can ya?

[changelingdude]

Villains usually, but family does it with affection.

[heart_of_steele]

What? I ain't affectionate for ya, shrimp?