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Agent Hank Schrader ([personal profile] agentschrader) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-15 07:43 pm

Voice Test. [Canon is Breaking Bad Season 2.] eventually going to [community profile] lastvoyages

...Just season 2? You realize that the place you fucking want to send me to is fucking [He cannot quantify this] later?

And for that matter, let's talk about this season bullshit. You're mentioning me like I'm...I'm some kind of fucking cartoon character.

I mean let's talk about this for a second. The last time you tried to play somebody remotely real we've got this ex-NYPD dick who I can't even talk about without getting pissed off- and let's not forget there's wizards and a pony. A pony. There's a fucking pony.

...No I'm not letting it go. You have a head full of fucking cops on one side, and on the other, you have a pony that bakes cupcakes.

...Yeah. It bakes cupcakes. I swear to god if you doped me I'm going to shoot you so full of holes you will be able to strain pasta through your head. cupcakes.
aka_heisenberg: (Standing)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-16 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I guess helping someone in exchange for having my life back isn't an all bad trade.

[Have a half smile that says I'm perfectly innocent.]
aka_heisenberg: (Watch your back)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-16 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[That sounds too good to be true, so it can't be. A dumber man might agree right away.]

Listen, let me be honest with you, this boat is hell. You should beg whoever it is that's thinking about sending you there, not too.
aka_heisenberg: (This isn't going well)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-16 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[His face turns to steel at the last sentence. He puts on his mental dark glasses and hat.]

What sort of stories?
aka_heisenberg: (Thinking of something else right now)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-16 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Hank might as well be begging to know why Walter is on the boat, but he's not giving an inch. He doesn't plan to either. The last person he wants to tell is his DEA brother-in-law.]

I guess that guy has a lot of shit to face up to. But like you said, the boat takes all kinds. Not everyone there is guilty.
aka_heisenberg: (Standing)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-16 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[The more tense he was, the more calm Walter acted. Let Hank stress himself out and make a mistake, yell at him. Make him look the fool and Walter could keep his facade of good man.]

I don't feel all the tense about it.
aka_heisenberg: (Proud of himself)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-16 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[The guilt approach maybe? Not going to work. Not in the least.]

I'm glad you understand. A different man might be upset that I didn't want to tell you.
aka_heisenberg: (Standing)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-16 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's what it's all about, right? Family. Every decision I have ever made has been for my family.

[Which includes keeping my own ass alive for them.]

We're both family men deep inside.
aka_heisenberg: (What did you do now?)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-16 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[A perp? Walter would be insulted. He is the perp, the elusive Heisenberg.]

Your wife would never forgive me if you got on this boat to help me out.
aka_heisenberg: (Distrubed)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-16 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
You sure the moon rock isn't for you, Hank?
aka_heisenberg: (Default)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-16 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Very. I wonder if we'd get to bounce around like did on the lunar moon landing.
aka_heisenberg: (Standing)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-16 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Walter was a master of having casual conversations while his mind was spinning about something else.]

I bet you'd spend all day looking at those dumb rocks if you got them.
aka_heisenberg: (Distrubed)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-17 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
A paperweight? Can't you make it into anything more useful?
aka_heisenberg: (In the desert)

[personal profile] aka_heisenberg 2012-01-18 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
You could always...shave it down and make it into an...ashtray.

[So there is really nothing he can think of to do with a space rock.]