Voice Test. [Canon is Breaking Bad Season 2.] eventually going to lastvoyages

[agentschrader]

...Just season 2? You realize that the place you fucking want to send me to is fucking [He cannot quantify this] later?

And for that matter, let's talk about this season bullshit. You're mentioning me like I'm...I'm some kind of fucking cartoon character.

I mean let's talk about this for a second. The last time you tried to play somebody remotely real we've got this ex-NYPD dick who I can't even talk about without getting pissed off- and let's not forget there's wizards and a pony. A pony. There's a fucking pony.

...No I'm not letting it go. You have a head full of fucking cops on one side, and on the other, you have a pony that bakes cupcakes.

...Yeah. It bakes cupcakes. I swear to god if you doped me I'm going to shoot you so full of holes you will be able to strain pasta through your head. cupcakes.

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[agentschrader]

I would not.

[frown] I'd get a nice one, sand it down, and have a paperweight.

[don't hate on the moon rocks man.]

[aka_heisenberg]

A paperweight? Can't you make it into anything more useful?

[agentschrader]

...What else can you do with a rock? I mean it's not like I can show it off or do something with it..

[aka_heisenberg]

You could always...shave it down and make it into an...ashtray.

[So there is really nothing he can think of to do with a space rock.]