event consequences @ towerofanimus, the sequel

[chronomancer]

...on second thought, givve me the goddamn oatmeal
just
no more capricorns
or ceruleans
fuck capricorns
fuck ceruleans
fuck capricorns An ceruleans
shit
the only thing that could possibly be wworse wwould be a Cerulean Capricorn

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[chronomancer]

i quit
fuck this
havve my resignation
this is not a wworld i care to livve in anymore
im outta here

[karmacollector]

...THAT can BE arranged...

[chronomancer]

...can you lot fuckin stop takin my vvaguely suicidal comments an turnin them into homicide solicitations?
Please?

[karmacollector]

...IT is NOT homicide...
...YOU expressed A desire TO leave THIS world...

[chronomancer]

an you just jumped in on the chance to help

[karmacollector]

...WELL...
...I had ASSUMED my SERVICES would BE desired...
...SINCE you HAD requested IT of ME...
...THERE are MANY ways TO depart...
...ANYONE could EASILY send YOU off WITH a WEAPON...
...BUT i IMAGINE that MINE would BE the MOST...
...COMFORTABLE...

[chronomancer]

...wwhat the actual fuckin fuck
are you
seriously
makin a sales pitch about cullin my ass

[karmacollector]

...NO...
...YOU misunderstand...
...THERE will BE no CULLING of ANY kind...

[chronomancer]

really

[karmacollector]

...REALLY...

[There will be extensive conversations and sacrifices to the Deep Ones of the Furthest Ring, but, you know. Details.]

[chronomancer]

okay
fine
ill bite
howw exactly do you expect to help?