burtonverse dark shadows etc.

[philander]

Pretty sure this isn't what he had in mind.

Really sure this isn't what I had in mind.

But you're a sweet thing, aren't you? You'll treat me right. Get me going in the right direction, right, doll?

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[seasonofthefish]

If I had wanted you, Mr. Collins, rest assured I would have had you. In every way imaginable.

[philander]

Fantastic. Knowledge I can sleep on.

[seasonofthefish]

In some very far, far away land.

[philander]

Maybe not too far. Since, wherever a Collins goes, apparently you have to go. Pesky vendettas.

[seasonofthefish]

Oh, Barnabas might just enjoy your suffering. So play your cards right, and I may make you a very prosperous man.

[philander]

[yep he's listening.]

First you're gonna have to tell me what a winning hand is.

[seasonofthefish]

Continue being a detestable father and overall human being, and you're already holding a straight.

[philander]

Already out of the figurative picture. Nothing to worry about there.

And you promise I'll win out? In some way?