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ROGER  COLLINS. ([personal profile] philander) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-22 09:17 pm

burtonverse dark shadows etc.

Pretty sure this isn't what he had in mind.

Really sure this isn't what I had in mind.

But you're a sweet thing, aren't you? You'll treat me right. Get me going in the right direction, right, doll?
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[personal profile] seasonofthefish 2012-05-23 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, do shut up, Mr. Collins.
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I am so shocked to see anyone else from this reboot canon

[personal profile] seasonofthefish 2012-05-23 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Really, Roger. Is it that shocking to find me already thriving where ever your family happens to stumble in to?
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I demand it

[personal profile] seasonofthefish 2012-05-23 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. The thought has crossed my mind. Did you latest 'girlfriend' manage to babble that at you, darling? Congratulations. You've moved to a higher class of women. Intelligence wise, at least.
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[personal profile] seasonofthefish 2012-05-23 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
You have no right. Your family has done nothing but squander wealth and opportunity, while the fine people of Collinsport have seized what they deserve. Really. A right. How terribly European.
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[personal profile] seasonofthefish 2012-05-23 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
And I take it you haven't looked at your families finances. Not that I'm surprised. Don't hurt yourself with a bit of basic algebra.
darkshadow: (.come on (come on))

[personal profile] darkshadow 2012-05-23 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
And what did you have in mind? Perhaps a new and imaginative way to neglect your kin?
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[personal profile] seasonofthefish 2012-05-23 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Prostitution, perhaps?
darkshadow: (.it feels so right)

I've been waiting for this, tbh.

[personal profile] darkshadow 2012-05-23 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
One that wasn't truly a choice, to my mind. Yet you made it anyway.
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[personal profile] seasonofthefish 2012-05-23 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Except for the medical bills. But really, Roger. Let's not pretend you're the head of that little attempt at a family.
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[personal profile] seasonofthefish 2012-05-23 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
No. I don't think so.
darkshadow: (.just hold me close)

fff, agreed.

[personal profile] darkshadow 2012-05-23 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Barnabas seems pretty unaffected. There's nothing Roger can really do to make him more or less angry than he already is, and it's not like there's much of a physical threat.]

No, I can't. Nor would I offer.

David is far better off without you, even if it might be hard for him to see that now.
darkshadow: (.but now I've changed)

[personal profile] darkshadow 2012-05-23 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I thought that I could not resent you more for sharing my family name and then you made me find agreement with a harpie.
darkshadow: (.and it feels so strange)

[personal profile] darkshadow 2012-05-23 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Such a stunning realization from such a simple man.

I trust that you will endeavor not to shame our family further.

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