It's not like I'm lonely or anything, baka.

[my_own_trope]

My, my; it certainly does seem like drone seasons, doesn't it, human?



We're going to need a net.

Make it a big one.

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[my_own_trope]

[Yes. Good. Come to daddy.]

Whatever your current duty is, you can forget it.

You're getting reassigned.

[canonfodder]

[Oh wonderful. He has to actually do something now. Great. He should have known better. It's Wednesday after all.]

Yes, Commander Starscream.

[No chance Sue can get him out of this one, is there.]

[my_own_trope]

Follow me. [And off Starscream goes, not even bothering to check behind him. He knows he'll be followed. You know, or else.]

[Take my hand and join me on this magical adventure of long walks underneath the beach and starvation~~. Also; Sue? Drones have names? They have personality? LOL pull the other one. It has bells on it.]

[canonfodder]

[Well, he's already calculating the number of ways this can go wrong. It's pretty high odds. Like upper 3/4ths. At least 80%.]

Soundwave told me to report to him for schedule changes, sir.

[my_own_trope]

[Look at it this way: in the very rare event that things DON'T go wrong, it'll be like winning the lottery. Lucky you! \o/]

Gah. [Stop cockblocking all his kidnapping attempts, Soundwave!]

And I'm telling you not to. I outrank him, after all.

[canonfodder]

[It's -SOUNDWAVE-. It's his job.]

Yes sir. What did you need me to do?

[Please make it something easy. He has a reputation to keep.]