what even am i doing

[thefuturesoon]

If you don't stop with your nervous teeny bopper goth chick spiel in the next ten minutes, I swear I'll put your copy of Donnie Darko up on eBay. Look, you're playing me-- I don't know how you missed this, kind of blowing up right now-- point is, I'm not here to grab a pair of pom poms and play cheerleader.

Either you got it or you don't, and all the whining and moaning's not gonna do anything but put me in the running for world's largest headache.

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lsdkjfa i am new to pepper myself so alskdjf

[capability]

Someone in accounting needs the extra help nearly as much as you'd need a pleated skirt in the first place.

we can keysmash together XD

[thefuturesoon]

I don't know, didn't one of them say something about being on the rocks a bit ago? [look at him pretend to not know his employees names.]

it's the only language that i speak

[capability]

Which one was that?

[Nice try, boss man.]

[thefuturesoon]

I don't know, Beth or something, started with a B.

[darn it.]

asldjf sorry got pulled away

[capability]

Turning to a page in your little black book and pulling out a name doesn't count, you know. Metaphorical or otherwise. And it has to be metaphorical in this case because I've organized a couple of those, and I'm pretty sure there's no Beth in any version.